Song Parodies -> "A Romp in Middle Earth"

Original Song Title:

"Octopuses Garden"

Original Performer:

"A Romp in Middle Earth"

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The Lyrics

Kept family friendly :-)

I'd like to be
under a tree
with Galadriel and Arwen
in the shade.
We'd be ourselves,
me and the elves
and we'd have a merry frolic in the glade.

I'd ask my friends to come and see
some chicks who have immortality.

I'd like to be
under a tree
with Galadriel and Arwen,
in the shade.
Drink elfish beers,
Say "love the ears"
and we'd talk about the second age all day.

We would sing and dance around
and they'd say something real profound.

I'd like to be
under a tree
with Galadriel and Arwen,
in the shade.
Get that swan boat,
set it afloat,
and I'd see how fast it goes out on the lake.

I'd show them joy, I'm not some elvish boy
who's seven hundred years old and can't shave.

I'd get the queen, I'd offer her the ring,
she'd do that nuclear thing a time or two.
I'd like to be
under a tree
with Galadriel and Arwen
wouldn't you?

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Johnny D - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Yessss my preciousssss.....what do those elvessss have in their "pocketsessss" ???? >:>

Claude Prez - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvish has left the building. For my money, you're the King of sci/fan parodies. Great job.

Aragorn, Son Of Arathorn - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Draw your sword and defend yourself, lascivious one!

Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

If elves really look like Liv Tyler and Cate Blanchett, it's no wonder Santa Claus spends so much time in his isolated compound.

Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

P.S. Loved it.

Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt, son of Araplane - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Do those foxy elf-chicks know where I can find Krona, The Sword That Was Broken And Hastily Re-glued ?

Meriadoc - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Are hobbits invited?

Smeagol - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Yess of course little hobbitses are invited.

Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Ladies and gentlemen, elves have left the building. I hope! I'm almost beginning to hope for Matrix parodies to drive Bored of the Rings off this site for a while! Come on, George Lucas, give us Episode III early! And Oscar voters, I'm watching you, if Return of the Bling gets Best Picture... Wait, here comes Catherine in her gown... and here's Nicole in hers... and Halle... uh, what was I talking about?

Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Oh, shoot, Claude beat me to the pun. "Elvish has left the building." This is what happens when you don't pay attention! Actually, this is what happens when I don't pay attention!

2nz - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment

A wonderful trip to Middle Earth. I like all the songs off of their "Gamgee Road" album. By the by, check out my Matrix Reloaded parody if your craving trilogy parodies in general. I have to resort to this cheap plugging because no one knows me yet. Anyhow, keep up the good work.

The One Ring - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Melt me down in the the fires of Mount Doom and make me into a pair of nipple rings!

Arwen - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Okay...I loved the parody...but I have to be straight with you...we can only be friends. You are human...I am elfkind...it is a dream...5s, all the same!

Paul Robinson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Steven - Not an LOTR buff but this flows well and I know a little now about the character "Arwen's " attributes from a couple of comment notes I've received back from this site's parody writer "Arwen" so I can vote on this work and give you good scores. So if there were an "assists" category in the scoring like in Hockey, Basketball or Soccer you'd have to credit her with one here.

Arwen - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Just call me John Stockton...

Paul Robinson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen/John Stockton: Would John Stockton qualify as a "tall elf"?

Arwen - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

At first glance...perhaps Stockton might pass for an elf...but I think at closer inspection...we're talking about too much body hair...

Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen - The "body hair" comment must have inspired Rick D to write that "American Woman" parody he posted today (01/26/04). Or perhaps there IS some sort of psychic phenomena going on here at "amiright". You and Adagio posted very similar "klutz" themed parodies (not to mention both being 5'3" and using site pseudonyms starting with "A"). Tim Hall & Stray Pooch both did very fine & moving Capt. Kangaroo Tributes, Johnny D & Rick D have been sniffing at each other's...uhh...heels....for a couple weeks with different twists on the same original song or different original songs headed toward the same theme. I'm pretty sure I've seen a bunch of other similar occurences...OH Yeah, a month or so ago 2nz and I both posted parodies of "the Joker" on the same day. In fact, I believe that's how we both got acquainted with each other's work. So, what was I talking about here anyway? Hmm....must be getting near MEDS & BED time he said....

Arrow-Tyler,son of Areo-Smith - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment

HEY MAN!!!!, thats my DAUGHTER you're talking about!

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