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Song Parodies -> "Viagral Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Viagral Wood"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

funny how you need this stuff with the ex, and not with the girlfriend...
I once had a girl, or should I say, my ex had me
a small round blue pill, can give so good, viagral wood

she asked for a lay, and I told her to shower or bathe
as I used my dipper, to shape wood on lathes..

I sat on the rug, how did I feel? viagral steel
we did it till two, and then she cried.. she's very dry

she told me she'd start in the morning again, we'd be great
I told her be early, as this drug will wear off by eight..

and when I awoke, out of the zone, this wood had gone
so now my soft wire.. didn't feel good. chemical wood

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0
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Leah Lockhart - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I swear I thought I'd seen you post this before...no? Maybe just a deja-vu. Still gave it 5's though! I can't relate, but I hear it works for women too!
Johnny D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Malc - for a sequel - write us a Beach Boys parody called "Wooden It Be Nice", will ya? This one was short, er, I mean long and sweet! Well done. 5's
Mari D - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"...as I used my dipper, to shape wood on lathes..." Patrick Swayze, eat your heart out!
Peregrin - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Wood if I could give 5's - so I did!
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
i think its good, viagral wood....5s
anon - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You might find it "funny" but personally I think it's vulgar
Meriadoc - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, old Malky's back in town! :-D

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