She is the queen of dubstep
oh, i fucking love her
before she eats my guts, high
just eat my bollocks before i feed 'em
i'm looking for her
although you can't deny Hobbs
BBC was downhill when she was gone
and so was NME

Ain't your guts, ain't the way
ain't the accent i needed to hear
while Mary Anne Hobbs gently shits
(chorus)
if i scream, then i wail
that's just a nightmare of hacking
while Mary Anne Hobbs gently shits

I knew her from
Garstang, Lancashire
i wonder if they're ever, ever, ever, ever do
have a Brummie-accented background
background up the arse
i still remind myself to be (cough) kind for me

Ain't my guts, ain't a shame
when would i still remember
While Mary Anne Hobbs gently shits
(chorus)
hope i remember, not to choke her
cuz' i read NME before her dubstep shite
while Mary Anne Hobbs gently shits

i love her accent
it's from Garstang
but when i hear it, it'll sounds Brummie
(BRUMMIE ACCENT): Aye up, chuck

But whenever i roam
off to BBC Radio 1 in Feb '97
i say 'where the fuck is MAH'
and Andy Parfitt say 'she's up there, shaking her ass and pussy'

Still i roam, like Steve Lamacq
holding my own arse till it fades away
while Mary Anne Hobbs gently shits
oh i know, oh i know, i know, i know
why did she quit NME
Hope i have all 'dem issues
while Mary Anne Hobbs gently shits

(Chorus) x17
whilst i know
getting off my tits, when Evening Session's on
still i know why she's la shit



(chorus x2)
if i scream, then i scram
hoping a resignation gets off my tits
while Mary Anne Hobbs gently shits