-> "Au Jus"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Jude"
Parody Song Title:
"Au Jus"
Parody Written by:
justazeroman
The Lyrics
Au Jus
You're nice and brown
You make prime rib
Taste so much be-he-he-ter
The minute I dip it into your juice
I can dedu-uce
That it tastes better
Au Jus
You come from meat
You will come out
When it gets ho-ho-ho-ter
The moment I pour you onto my steak
It's no mista-ake
It tastes much better
And anytime you taste your meat
Au Jus, so sweet
Just pour it right on 'fore it gets colder
But well done meat is not a treat
It's a defeat
The waitress would know if you just told her
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na
Na, Na, Na, Na
Au Ju
Let's have a round
Some brown liquor
To get drunk qui-i-i-ker
The minute I dip it into your juice
I can dedu-uce
That it tastes better
So slice it off and dip it in
Au Jus, you've been
The kind of sauce that all food tastes good in
And though it's said that ketchup's too
Au Jus, you'll do
The sauce that I need is so much bolder
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na
Na, Na, Na, Na
Yeah!
Au Jus
You make me glad
Make my bland food
Taste so much be-he-he-ter
Remember to pour it onto your steak
Then you'll ma-ake
It taste much better better better better better better, oh!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Au Ju (repeat 16 times and pass out!)
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