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Song Parodies -> "Damn Will & Grace!"
Original Song Title:
"Chantilly Lace"
Original Performer:
The Big Bopper
Parody Song Title:
"Damn Will & Grace!"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Fun with redneck bigots!!
Heyyyy baybeee!! What's this show Big Bubba's watchin'?
This ain't A-Team!
It's about what?
Those guys are WHAT?
Nooo babythat ain't freakin' right!
Damn Will & Grace, it's a damn disgrace
Guys are chasin' tailof other guys
They wiggle when they walk and giggle when they talk
Cain't buhlieve mah eye-eye-eyes!
There ain't nuthin' ah can do, coz mah Betty-Sue
Think's it's entertainin'.homosexualatin'
Make me wanna hurl, coz they don't date girls
Tell ya sirreal he-men; that's what ah like!
What's he doin'?
Touched his butt.oh honey!
Smut! Oh save me.ah KNOW that ain't right!
Damn Will & Grace, it's a damn disgrace
Guys hang out with galsbut sleep with guys
They's livin' in New York; they's always chawin' pork
Cain't buhlieve mah eye-eye-eyes!
There ain't nuthin' ah can do, so ah'll watch show 2
See how Will is farin', and what Jack is wearin'
Now ah'm thinkin' strange, but mah views won't change
Tell ya sirreal he-men; that's what ah like!
What's Will usin'?
Moisturisin' cream? His skin's so clean..
And babythat Jack sure is funny, honey
Oh goddamn, babydon't know what ah like!
Damn Will & Grace, coz ah just replaced
Mah SUV for a French hatchback
Ah wiggle when ah walk and giggle when ah talk
And ah'm lovin' Ja-a-ack!
There ain't nothin' ah can do; left mah Betty-Sue
And ah moved to Frisco; changed mah name to Cisco
Now ah've seen the way, and the way is gay
Tell ya sirreal he-men; that's what ah like!
This ain't A-Team!
It's about what?
Those guys are WHAT?
Nooo babythat ain't freakin' right!
Damn Will & Grace, it's a damn disgrace
Guys are chasin' tailof other guys
They wiggle when they walk and giggle when they talk
Cain't buhlieve mah eye-eye-eyes!
There ain't nuthin' ah can do, coz mah Betty-Sue
Think's it's entertainin'.homosexualatin'
Make me wanna hurl, coz they don't date girls
Tell ya sirreal he-men; that's what ah like!
What's he doin'?
Touched his butt.oh honey!
Smut! Oh save me.ah KNOW that ain't right!
Damn Will & Grace, it's a damn disgrace
Guys hang out with galsbut sleep with guys
They's livin' in New York; they's always chawin' pork
Cain't buhlieve mah eye-eye-eyes!
There ain't nuthin' ah can do, so ah'll watch show 2
See how Will is farin', and what Jack is wearin'
Now ah'm thinkin' strange, but mah views won't change
Tell ya sirreal he-men; that's what ah like!
What's Will usin'?
Moisturisin' cream? His skin's so clean..
And babythat Jack sure is funny, honey
Oh goddamn, babydon't know what ah like!
Damn Will & Grace, coz ah just replaced
Mah SUV for a French hatchback
Ah wiggle when ah walk and giggle when ah talk
And ah'm lovin' Ja-a-ack!
There ain't nothin' ah can do; left mah Betty-Sue
And ah moved to Frisco; changed mah name to Cisco
Now ah've seen the way, and the way is gay
Tell ya sirreal he-men; that's what ah like!
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555 from Texas, the land of the Bubba.
Nice job on the dialect. 5s
High-larious, dude.
what a scream...5s plus
Hahahahahahahahaha! It's a true work of art. I love how you handled the accent especially.
Well, he admits he LIKES real "he-men".
I don't watch Will and Grace because I'm a redneck. I don't watch it because A-Teams re-runs are on. : ) 5's.
I don't watch Will and Grace. Not because it's a show about homosexuals, but because it's NOT FUNNY. This parody is funny, though.
Thanks alot Rex, John, Leo, Al, Indigo, JD, Ant and Sheik....I actually quite like Will & Grace, but I also liked The Love Boat, Knots Landing, Joey, etc etc......:-)
Great way to put "Chantilly Lace" to work. I'm so glad I don't watch that show.
Never seen the show but, this is funny! 5s
"There are no straight men! Only men who haven't yet met Jack!" -- Sean Hayes as Jack McFarland. Sorry, Jacky, you ain't my type. Maybe if you grew your hair long, spoke with a British accent, sold cell phones, could actually act , and, oh yeah, were female. (Jack's terrible acting is part of the plot, stolen from Joey on "Friends.")
yeah sure there's a lot of homosexualatin, but that Debra Messing is inexplicably adorable - she WAS the show - now she's on leave, there IS no show - oh, er, imho (heh heh) - 555
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