you might drink a mai tai, and dance around a fool,
but maybe we're just all lucky you only act the fool
alcohol makes you wild, we see your evil child
you might drink like crazy,
but just watch what you do

you might think it's hysterical
to drink until you spew
pizza and diced carrots,
they all came out of you (ever notice there's ALWAYS diced carrots in it??)
alcohol makes you wild, we see your evil child
you might drink like crazy,
but just watch what you do


and it's hard.. so hard to take
the dew from grapes it tastes so great
you kept it going till the stuff went down
you kept it.....going

you might drink till delirious
but then when you come down
somewhere, sometime, are you curious
and ask "who's round?"

when you drink, you get wild,
you are uniquely styled
you might drink, it's foolish,
at every rendezvous
some say you are crazy,
I want to be like you