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Song Parodies -> "Catherine's Rant"
Original Song Title:
"Eponine's Errand"
Original Performer:
The cast of "Les Miserables"
Parody Song Title:
"Catherine's Rant"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
Part 26 of "The Unfortunates" has Catherine a little jealous of Rosette.
CATHERINE’S RANT
(Catherine is sitting in the park)
Catherine
Rosette! She’s not a member!
Rosette! She’s fairly new!
I have seen her here before,
She looks a right one too!
My God! Who’d be a banker!
Mark
That blonde, I’d make her mine.
Catherine
That minister’s a wanker
And I think he should resign.
Mark
Catherine, who was that blonde?
Catherine
Some bimbo looking for a fling!
Mark
Catherine, introduce me!
Catherine
What’s it worth to you?
Mark
Everything!
Catherine
Are you all excited now?
And have you got a hard-on too?
She’s a trumped-up little cow.
I wouldn’t think she’s right for you…
Mark
Catherine, I do believe
You’re jealous, aren’t you now?
I ask this favour please
Before she gets away…
Cathy! I’m relying on you!
Catherine
She’s just a little tease
Who likes to have her way…
(Mark rushes off)
Why is it that I feel so blue…
(Catherine is sitting in the park)
Catherine
Rosette! She’s not a member!
Rosette! She’s fairly new!
I have seen her here before,
She looks a right one too!
My God! Who’d be a banker!
Mark
That blonde, I’d make her mine.
Catherine
That minister’s a wanker
And I think he should resign.
Mark
Catherine, who was that blonde?
Catherine
Some bimbo looking for a fling!
Mark
Catherine, introduce me!
Catherine
What’s it worth to you?
Mark
Everything!
Catherine
Are you all excited now?
And have you got a hard-on too?
She’s a trumped-up little cow.
I wouldn’t think she’s right for you…
Mark
Catherine, I do believe
You’re jealous, aren’t you now?
I ask this favour please
Before she gets away…
Cathy! I’m relying on you!
Catherine
She’s just a little tease
Who likes to have her way…
(Mark rushes off)
Why is it that I feel so blue…
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