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Song Parodies -> "New York Man"
Original Song Title:
"Texas Man"
Original Performer:
The Chicks
Parody Song Title:
"New York Man"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song about a man who lives in New York.
I could use a New York man
But one who can feel at home
Yeah, here in the California street
Who holds me like he'll never let go
It's been way too long
Since somebody's body was tangled with mine
Yeah, tangled up with mine
Everybody wants top market
But I'm a little bit interested
Everybody wants the new model
But I'm a little bit more traveled
If you got the strength I do
Then sign me up
If I'm not too much for you
Then sign me up
Sign me up
I'm a little bit interested
But I'm ready
Uh-huh, huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
Yeah, I could use a New York man
Who's not afraid to take his time
He's gotta have bold road hands
'Cause the way to my heart is through my mind
Been way too long since somebody's body kept me up all night
Yeah, that's good kinda keepin' me up all day
Everybody wants top market
But I'm a little bit interested
Everybody wants the new model
But I'm a little bit more traveled
If you got the strength I do
Then sign me up
If I'm not too much for you
Then sign me up
Sign me up
I'm a little bit interested
But I'm ready
Uh-huh, huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
Feelin' my way in the light
Steal a kiss in your house
Feelin' your way in the dark
Steal another one at the city
Everybody wants top market
But I'm a little bit interested
Everybody wants the new model
But I'm a little bit more traveled
If you got the strength I do
Then sign me up
If I'm not too much for you
Then sign me up
Yeah, sign me up
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Feelin' my way in the dark
Steal a kiss in your house
Feelin' your way in the dark
Steal another one at the city
Fallin' asleep in your streets
Under the West Coast stars
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
But one who can feel at home
Yeah, here in the California street
Who holds me like he'll never let go
It's been way too long
Since somebody's body was tangled with mine
Yeah, tangled up with mine
Everybody wants top market
But I'm a little bit interested
Everybody wants the new model
But I'm a little bit more traveled
If you got the strength I do
Then sign me up
If I'm not too much for you
Then sign me up
Sign me up
I'm a little bit interested
But I'm ready
Uh-huh, huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
Yeah, I could use a New York man
Who's not afraid to take his time
He's gotta have bold road hands
'Cause the way to my heart is through my mind
Been way too long since somebody's body kept me up all night
Yeah, that's good kinda keepin' me up all day
Everybody wants top market
But I'm a little bit interested
Everybody wants the new model
But I'm a little bit more traveled
If you got the strength I do
Then sign me up
If I'm not too much for you
Then sign me up
Sign me up
I'm a little bit interested
But I'm ready
Uh-huh, huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
Feelin' my way in the light
Steal a kiss in your house
Feelin' your way in the dark
Steal another one at the city
Everybody wants top market
But I'm a little bit interested
Everybody wants the new model
But I'm a little bit more traveled
If you got the strength I do
Then sign me up
If I'm not too much for you
Then sign me up
Yeah, sign me up
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Feelin' my way in the dark
Steal a kiss in your house
Feelin' your way in the dark
Steal another one at the city
Fallin' asleep in your streets
Under the West Coast stars
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
Uh-huh, uh-huh, huh
And I'm ready
I just traveled it to New York.
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