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Song Parodies -> "Taliban"
Original Song Title:
"Lollipop"
Original Performer:
The Chordettes
Parody Song Title:
"Taliban"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
There's a crazy cult in Afghanistan
Fanatic and armed called Taliban
They are woman-haters worst you can find
- in a certain Fascist kind!
We call them..
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
Crazier than poophouse rats they are
they like to maim and mutilate -
They go yelling out "Allah akhbar!
rattling a lot of sabre -
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
Raping, bombing, maiming, burn and slay
slitting throats of Jews and Christians too
killing all the women - that's how they play
They all should be put in zoo!
We call them...
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
There's a crazy cult in Afghanistan
Fanatic and armed called Taliban
They are woman-haters worst you can find
- in a certain Fascist kind!
We call them..
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
Crazier than poophouse rats they are
they like to maim and mutilate -
They go yelling out "Allah akhbar!
rattling a lot of sabre -
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
Raping, bombing, maiming, burn and slay
slitting throats of Jews and Christians too
killing all the women - that's how they play
They all should be put in zoo!
We call them...
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban, Taliban
Oh Tali-, Tali-, Tali-
Taliban *BOOM!*(2x)
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Well done parody on an OS that would seem to be inappropriate for a serious topic, much like my parody just submitted for tomorrow.
Hilarious. As Barry said, juxtaposing a happy song with a grim topic is always a winner. Lick these 555s.
Edgy, good dark humor
Echoing LL and AFW. I guess you could say these guys suck.
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