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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Madman"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Chordettes
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Madman"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Based loosely on 'Friday the 13th 3!!!"
(blood, blood, blood, blood...)
Mr. Madman, you make us scream (blood, blood, blood, blood)
You rotting, decomposing all-evil being (blood, blood, blood, blood)
Hacking off limbs over-and-over (blood, blood, blood, blood)
Pitchfork through the neck and you slayed another!
Motherf-cker!!!
Madman, leave us alone
We're horny and I wanna get boned
Suddenly, a knife cuts through seams
Mr. Madman eviscerates Steve!!!
(blood, blood, blood, blood...)
Mr. Madman, what does this mean?
An arrow through the eye is really mean
Cut a guy in half while in handstand motion
Another with slashed throat as the girl gets hot poker!!!
Madman, leave me alone
You're psychotic and this camp's not your own
You drowned in a lake so it seems
Mr. Madman, just forget about ME!
(blood, blood, blood, blood...)
Mr. Madman you're so damn mean
You get your jollies when the teens frolic free
Not our fault you're so damn ugly
Hockey mask disguised with a machete that's bloody
Mr Madman, your routine is old (routine is old)
Maggots munching in your eye socket holes
Your true name is Jason Vorhees
Mr Madman, spare me, Oh please!!!
Mr Madman, spare me, Oh please!!!
(run, run, run, running...)
Sound of a chainsaw in background
Aaaaahhhh!!!!
Why won't you die, you F-cking thing???
Mr. Madman, you make us scream (blood, blood, blood, blood)
You rotting, decomposing all-evil being (blood, blood, blood, blood)
Hacking off limbs over-and-over (blood, blood, blood, blood)
Pitchfork through the neck and you slayed another!
Motherf-cker!!!
Madman, leave us alone
We're horny and I wanna get boned
Suddenly, a knife cuts through seams
Mr. Madman eviscerates Steve!!!
(blood, blood, blood, blood...)
Mr. Madman, what does this mean?
An arrow through the eye is really mean
Cut a guy in half while in handstand motion
Another with slashed throat as the girl gets hot poker!!!
Madman, leave me alone
You're psychotic and this camp's not your own
You drowned in a lake so it seems
Mr. Madman, just forget about ME!
(blood, blood, blood, blood...)
Mr. Madman you're so damn mean
You get your jollies when the teens frolic free
Not our fault you're so damn ugly
Hockey mask disguised with a machete that's bloody
Mr Madman, your routine is old (routine is old)
Maggots munching in your eye socket holes
Your true name is Jason Vorhees
Mr Madman, spare me, Oh please!!!
Mr Madman, spare me, Oh please!!!
(run, run, run, running...)
Sound of a chainsaw in background
Aaaaahhhh!!!!
Why won't you die, you F-cking thing???
My favorites from the series are numbers 3, 4, and Jason X!
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Bloody good! Fives
I'll vote for gore anyday as long as it's not running for President or griping about global warming!
^ good one Jason addict! anyway for some reason I couldn't help but picture "The Golden Girls" singing this... 5's
Thanks everyone. Hey Jon, maybe we can use the GG TV Theme song for something!
^ now THERE'S a thought! :)
Hey Jon, you could adapt that for a political parody supporting a Bush-Rubio ticket! Btw, you totally missed my Hooters parody! How does a thing like that happen?
"Thank You for Supporting Jeb?" Both are 7 syllables!
This was fantastic! The chipper music combined with these gruesome lyrics works out really well for some sick sadistic reason. I love horror movies and Friday the 13th is one of the best. My favorites are Jason Lives, Jason X and Freddy vs Jason.
Thanks Matthias. I grew up with John Carpenter, Tobe Hooper, Ridley Scott, Wes Craven, etc... My fave is Carpenter for: "Assault on Precinct 13", " The Fog", "The Thing", " Them!", "Christine", etc... Hey, have you thought of using Billy Idol's " Rebel Yell" as "Jason's Hell?" Lyrics of more, more, more could be turned into gore, gore, gore!!!
Not a big fan of horror films, but I do remember "Assault on Precinct 13", mostly because the building was marked "Precinct 9".
Best scene in the original "Assault on Precinct 13" was little Kim Richards getting shot almost point blank in the chest with a Mauser C-96 with silencer! The look on her face as she's blown away is classic. The all-out silencer attack is great too! One of my favorite all time movies. Also, left out Carpenter's best known "Escape from New York" with Kurt Russell as Snake P! Russell used to do Disney films!!!
OMG! That is soooo true! Kurt was in The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and Strongest Man in the World!
Kurt Russell used to do Disney films .. So? I see no irony there. There's all kinds of gratuitous violence in Disney films, Rob. Just ask Bambi. Or maybe Old Yeller
Disney owns Lucasfilm and Marvel as well. Good point CML :))
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