Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Hey Nick Sandmann"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Nick Sandmann"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Is it possible I'm the first one to think of this? (Or bother to do it this late?)
(TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump)
(TrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrumpTrump)

Hey Nick Sandmann - give us a smirk (TrumpTrumpTrumpTrump)
Make it annoying, like white girls who twerk (TrumpTr- ah, you get the idea)
You racist punks should learn where your place is
Back off when we bang a drum in your faces!

Sandmann - you’ve triggered me
And I have mobs of friends who agree
Please somebody, punch this guy —
Hey Nick Sandmann, you should just die!

Hey Nick Sandmann - you’ve got some nerve
Sure hope you get what we think you deserve
Just standing there all white and all priv’leged
But it’s that f#*%!#g HAT that makes us livid!

Sandmann - why the big fuss?
All we’re demanding is be one of us
Join our bigotry and theft
And embrace the “tolerant” left!

Hey Nick Sandmann - (Build the wa- I mean, yeeeeeess?)- oops it’s our bad
Turns out our narrative was not ironclad
It seems you may have just been a bystander
So now you’ll sue us for our lies and slander!

Hey Nick Sandmann - those are the breaks
But we're not likely to learn from mistakes
Oh, can't you knuckleheads see that -
Nick Sandmann, we’re scared of - Shriek! Shriek! Shriek!
Nick Sandmann, we’re scared of your hat!
Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 


In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7
Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
  1
  1
  
 2   0
  0
  0
  
 3   0
  0
  0
  
 4   0
  0
  0
  
 5   14
  14
  14
  

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Arch Vile - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
It's never too late to make the media look like idiots. I was not even thinking of this song when I wrote my Metallica parody. Nice job.
2Eagle - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
America has jumped the shark.
paul robnson - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
I have no idea who Nick Sandman is, but I get the gist of it from your context. 5's.
Paul Krugman - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
Civility is the last refuge of scoundrels.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/thechordettes31.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1139