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Song Parodies -> "Old Blood"
Original Song Title:
"Young Blood"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Coasters
Parody Song Title:
"Old Blood"
Parody Written by:
crazy8snake
The Lyrics
Am I the only one that is tired of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith? If not here ya go
OLD BLOOD
We saw her laying on the gurney (Zip, Zip, Doom)
On television coast to coast (Zip, Zip, Doom)
Woman named Anna Nicole Smith
The world's engrossed, Overdose?
We need a host, Now for her roast
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
On the cover of a nudey mag (Strip, Strip, Zoom)
Talent less on her way to fame (Strip, Strip, Zoom)
A millionaire she started to shag
She had no shame, a fortune claimed
Within this dame, I guess he came
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
She shaved the patch, around her snatch
So he could penetrate, her while flaccid
Son laid dead, right at her bed
After, his mother gave birth to her new kid
Doh!
To Weight Watchers slut, He tried to bequeath (Tip, Tip, Tomb)
His family they went to court (Nip, Nip, Womb)
Don't want to lose, their inheritance
Their last resort, they all consort
They hate his tort, her child support
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
We saw her laying on the gurney (Zip, Zip, Doom)
On television coast to coast (Zip, Zip, Doom)
Woman named Anna Nicole Smith
The world's engrossed, Overdose?
We need a host, Now for her roast
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
On the cover of a nudey mag (Strip, Strip, Zoom)
Talent less on her way to fame (Strip, Strip, Zoom)
A millionaire she started to shag
She had no shame, a fortune claimed
Within this dame, I guess he came
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
She shaved the patch, around her snatch
So he could penetrate, her while flaccid
Son laid dead, right at her bed
After, his mother gave birth to her new kid
Doh!
To Weight Watchers slut, He tried to bequeath (Tip, Tip, Tomb)
His family they went to court (Nip, Nip, Womb)
Don't want to lose, their inheritance
Their last resort, they all consort
They hate his tort, her child support
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
Old blood, Old stud, Blonde dud
I can't get it out of my mind
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