On the Information super highway
Cool sites on my screen
Warm sound from my speakers
I am into this scene

Up ahead on a new site
I saw a million bytes
My hands grew heavy and my DSL slowed
I had to stop for the night

There it lies in the drive bay
I heard the default sound
'n' I was thinkin' to my self
The will take ages and it will be hell

Then she lit up a hyperlink
and it showed me the way

There were voices from a dot wave file

I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Internet Explorer
What a lovely place
What a lovely space
Plenty of bugs in the Internet Explorer
Any time of year
You can find bugs here

My mind is internet twisted
I got the gigabit (uh!)
There are a lot of pretty, pretty sites
and they get hit

How they cache in the courtyard
Sweet summer MET
Some cache to remember
Some cache to forget

So I called up the admin
Please bring me my site
He said we haven't had
That kind of speed
Since 1999

And still those voices are calling from far away
Pick you up out of screensaver
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Internet Explorer
What a lovely place
What a lovely space
Plenty of bugs in the Internet Explorer
Takes control of mice
There's no compromise

Light is on the ceiling
The diet cokes on ice and its says
You are just a prisoner here
Of your own device

And in the admin log on
They gather for the gore
They click it with their plastic mice
But they just get four oh four's

Last thing I remember
I'd run into a virus
I had to find the restore point
To the place I was last night

Relax said the virus
I am programmed to delete
You can anti virus all you like
But you can't restore C...