a monica woman, stay away from me,
a monica woman, down upon your knees,
the oval office has got a door,
under the desk, you cannot be a bore,
you covered up your dress with goo,
linda knew just what to do
now woman,
put it away,
a monica woman,
testify today

a monica woman, stay away from me,
a monica woman, down upon your knees,
the oval office has got a door,
under the desk, you cannot be a bore,
shoulda used your hips this time,
but willy loves your denture size,
now woman,
put the dress away,
a monica woman,
this is what I say-ay-ay-ay-ay

a monica woman, lucky bill's not gay
a monica woman, what you gonna say
don't think you can hide no more
call the "oral Office " no more
you got important things to do,
preserve his dna it's true,
now woman, said get away,
a monica woman
what do people say??

go, gotta get away, gotta get away go go go
I don't believe you woman
you on your knees, you woman
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
you're no good for me,
I know you'll suck-seed (succeed)
gonna look you right in the eye
gonna tell you what I'm gonna do
I think I'm gonna heave
I'm gonna let it go
I think I'm gonna heave
I'm gonna heave , here woman
goodbye a monica woman
goodbye to willy's left schtick