-> "Cola Crave"
Original Song Title:
"Java Jive"
Parody Song Title:
"Cola Crave"
The Lyrics
I love Pepsi, Coke, and RC
I love Jolt Cola and Shasta please
Pepsi, Coke and RC, Jolt and Shasta please
A cup, a cup a cup, a cup, a cup!
I love sodas sweet and cold
I even love them when they're 6 months old
Shoot me a bowl, or a gelatin mold
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!
I'm as snug as a bug with that wonderful mug
And I'll pay a slug for a gulp of a jug
A slice of lemon and a tall one, Draw one!
Waiter, waiter, carbonator!
I love Pepsi, Coke, and RC
I love Jolt Cola and Shasta please
Pepsi, Coke and RC, Jolt and Shasta please
A cup, a cup a cup, a cup, a cup!
Cashew nuts (peanuts)
I said the itty-bitty Beer Nuts (not really a nut)
You know that I'm not nuts about a nut,
Unless it is a chilly cola nut! (Drink it, boy!)
I love sodas sweet and cold
I even love them when they're 6 months old
Pour me a bowl, or in a gelatin mold
A cup, a cup, a cup, in dat glass bottle!
I'm as snug as a bug when I sip from the mug
And I'll pay you a slug for a gulp of that jug
Drop a quarter in the slot, Joe, til my sphincter blows!
Waiter, waiter, carbonator!
I love Pepsi, Coke, and RC
I love Jolt Cola and Shasta please
Pepsi, Coke and RC, Jolt and Shasta please
A cup, a cup a cup, a cup - GULP!
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