I thought I'd go hunt me down some terrorists
Bush's bombs are just too slow for me
Yeah, I was out to get him
I had a master plan
So I flew my butt to Afghanistan

And then I saw his face
Osama Bin Laden
And my aim was straight
Right between his eyes

Tell the Taliban,
Now I'm a believer,
He couldn't leave here if he tried

We thought we were safe here in America
But those scumbags took that all away
Now there's too much sorrow
And there's too much pain
When they asked who's next, I said "Hussein".

Then I saw his face
Osama Bin Laden
My aim was straight,
Right between his eyes

Tell the Taliban
Now I'm a believer
He couldn't leave here if he tried

Now there's too much sorrow
And there's too much pain
When they asked who's next,
I said "Hussein!!!"