Hello. This parody is dedicated to my Mom Lila Berman who just turned 76 years old today. My Mom has been a part of me through out my whole entire life. She has done everything she can do to make me become what I am today. We've had good moments and then there were bad moments, but we definitely had more moments that are good. Our lives together wasn't always perfect, but then again, whose life is? For a while my Mom was sick for four months and nobody knew when she was or was ever going to get better. But thanks to my Mom hanging in and to all of the doctors doing what they were able to do to help her out, my Mom is almost has good as new. Thank goodness Mom is able to do most of the things that she can do again. Especially at age 76. Okay, little by little, Mom is definitely going to need more help from me now and then now that she's a senior citizen, but I'm glad that she can still do almost anything at that age. I need her to live another 24 years. Especially that she has a 15 and a half month old grandson. My nephew that is. His name is Rogan and he's my sister's son. Did I tell you that he's also my nephew? Oh yeah. Duh! I already did. Anyway, I was only able to write the first verse of my 76 trombones parody because that's all I need. And besides, I don't even know the rest of the song, nor the verses nor even the words. Even if I did, writing the rest of that song into a birthday parody will be very,very hard to do. Besides, all my Mom needs to hear is the first verse and that will be enough for her as my Mom would say. Anyway Mom this song is for you.