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Song Parodies -> "Oompa Loompa Songs for Liberals"
Original Song Title:
"Oompa Loompa"
Original Performer:
The Oompa Loompas
Parody Song Title:
"Oompa Loompa Songs for Liberals"
Parody Written by:
Big G
The Lyrics
Teddy Kennedy
Ompa Loompa
Bidy Boo
I've got an interesting puzzle for you
Ompa Loompa
Bibidy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down booze?
And then support the fake right to choose?
Then run a woman right off a bridge?
And worry about the political smidge?
Ompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the Liber tara ians do
Bill Clinton
Ompa Loompa
Bibidy boo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Bididy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you when you dodged the draft?
And sent a boy back who came on a raft?
Or when you banned a bunch of guns?
That didn't kill anyone?
And we could say a lot more!
Ompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the Grand Old Party Members do!
Gloria Steinem
Ompa Loompa
Bibidy boo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Bididy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you act like a fish
And ride a bicycle splish splish splish splish
Then sleep around to get some cash
So you sell your feminist trash
Ompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the former Anti Federlists did
Ompa Loompa
Bidy Boo
I've got an interesting puzzle for you
Ompa Loompa
Bibidy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down booze?
And then support the fake right to choose?
Then run a woman right off a bridge?
And worry about the political smidge?
Ompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the Liber tara ians do
Bill Clinton
Ompa Loompa
Bibidy boo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Bididy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you when you dodged the draft?
And sent a boy back who came on a raft?
Or when you banned a bunch of guns?
That didn't kill anyone?
And we could say a lot more!
Ompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the Grand Old Party Members do!
Gloria Steinem
Ompa Loompa
Bibidy boo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Bididy Bee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you act like a fish
And ride a bicycle splish splish splish splish
Then sleep around to get some cash
So you sell your feminist trash
Ompa Loompa
Bidiy Boo
If you are not liberal you will go far
You will live in happniess too
Like the former Anti Federlists did
I've got more!
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Up yours.
I am shocked that you could come up with such a wonderful, well thought out and articulate argument. Bravo! Give yourself a hand!
Huh?????????????????????????????????????????????
Clever! :) 5's
What a great way to boost the ratio of good to bad comments. Rate yourself! Your song is flimsy, generalising, and juvenile.
I didn't rate myself, I rarely rate anything. Oh and it's based on a song from a KID'S moives so OF COURSE it's going to seem juvienille can I get a resonable argument from a liberal PLEASE. If hear anything about Haliburton one more time I am going to throw my TV out a window.
Keep writing! I like them.
First of all, there's juvenile, and then there's asinine, and then there's this. Second of all, what has Bill Clinton got to do before he gets top billing over Ted Kennedy on the right-wing maniacs' hate parade? I guess getting your brother elected President is still a feat greater than getting your wife elected Senator. Big G: Your side has done nothing to deserve a reasonable argument, Haliburton-breath.
to the libs who've posted here: the hell with Halliburton, you people repeatedly bash Bush without remorse, so a Republican should be allowed to do the same to the liberals. So quit being an ass about it and give the guy a break.
(Throws his TV out the window, falls in front of Teddy Kenedy's car and he swerves into the duck pond outside his dorm window Teddy: Oh NO! not again! Runs away.) That's why Teddy gets top billing he's a felon at best and murderer at worst. As much of a jackass as Clinton was he never ran a woman off a bridge and killed her. What did J. Bush to get G. Bush elected, did he go through the ballots and change the votes, oh and I bet that he scattered the chads into the Hurricane so it wouldn't gain strength until it hit Florida. If any side hasn't done anything to deserve a reasonable argument it's you guys. I've brought up quite a few non-black helicopter theories and the best you've come up with is Haliburtion Breath. Who has the problem here?
Thank you! That's exactly what I was thinking.
America has the problem here, as long as The Illegitimate One is in the White House. What Jeb did to get Georgie elected is make sure Katherine Harris was in charge of making sure the votes get counted. I'm not saying she's Jeb's mistress, only that Jeb is her master. And Ted never killed anybody. If anybody killed Mary Jo Kopechne, it was the designer of the bridge, or whoever was in charge of making sure it was properly lit. If it was at Kennebunkport, and Georgie was driving, he wouldn't have tried to dive in and save her, he would've just stumbled for his life. And Jeb would probably be President today.
But Laura Bush never killed anyone with a car did she? Oh, now wait a minute, she did. I'll say one thing for you kool-aid drinking, anti-choice, Halliburton loving right-wing extremists, you all come out of the woodwork when it's spin time, don't you. Let's recap, shall we? Did the (s)elected president, Dubya, get Osama? No. Did the (s)elected president, Dubya, start an unjust war in Iraq? Yes Did the (s)elected president, Dubya, kill innocent Americans in New Orleans? Yes. Admit it, he's a failure. He's a killer. And he's stupid.
Yes I saw the president shooting people in New Orleans, it was a jerk thing for him to do, and then he took off and flew away in his black helicopter. Oh and anti-choice, how do you stand on Socail Secuity choice (private accounts) School Choice (vouchers) Protection Choice (gun ownership)
Shooting them might have been more humane than what they went through - so glad you have a heart. But then you couldn't have seen that anyway because the man who stole the presidency was in San Diego fundraising and rallying support for the unjust war in Iraq.
So you think we should have left a rapist and murder in office. We should have let Saddam Hussien, in office? What those people are going through in New Orleans is horrible, but at least thier not being dragged into rape rooms and torture chambers.
Nearly four years to the day and Osama Bin Laden is still out there.
It is the type of thinking by people such as Big G who are destroying our party. For too long we have given in to the Ultra Conservative wing of our party, namely the Christian Fundamentalists. This should be stopped. This wing of the party does not speak for the majority of our party. They are far removed from reality and their views are so out of step with the main stream. They are radical extremists who are bringing down the country.
RP it's hard to find a guy when he's got X amount of moutains to hide in. And it's not like Clinton has done such a bang up job of tyring to get him. He had the chance and he didn't do it. CR I disagree, ever heard of a RINO? If we countrolled the party don't you think we'd have managed to pass a bill or two?
But your guy promised he'd get him - it's been four years. So he went after Saddam? Now I'm no military strategist, but it seems to me that if we had taken everything that we used to start an unjust war in Iraq and used it to find Osama, we'd have him by now. Besides, you might have had more support for your unjust war. I live in NYC, getting Saddam doesn't cut it for me. 9/11 happened under Dubya's watch and he promised to get Osama; he's failed.
Sorry Big G. The post at 3:31 is from me to you, not from you. All, please be advised that the above comments at 3:31 are the words of Robert J. Pagliaro and not Big G. Sorry man.
Don't worry, Rob. At least you spelled everything right, unlike our opponent. He must be related to Dan Quayl, to whom we owe an apology. He was never as out of it as Bush.
Dubya and Quayl prove that lack of intelligence may not keep you from becoming President or Vice President. On the other hand, look how much better off we were when we had a Rhodes Scholar in office. Bill would have saved those people in New Orleans.
I think the 13% of Americans who blamed Bush for Katrina all log on here. But let's think about it, there are 6 billion people on the planet and we're after one guy in a vast expanse of desert and caverns. How would you find him, and when are you liberals going to admit that Iraq needed to be liberated. Last time I checked you guys loved civil liberties.
Hey, I have an idea, let's give the Iraqi's our Second Amendment rights and they can give us our First Amendment rights. Big G - Osama first, then you war mongers could have gone after Saddam. Get the guy who was responsible for 9/11 then get the guy who threatened your father.
Big G: 13%? First of all, no one blames Bush for Katrina. They blame him for not responding to it. As for the numbers, polls show approval of his response at around 38%. Maybe on some right-wing blog he's scoring higher than that, but even the majority of the Republican pundits are backing away from supporting him on this mess.
Really, so all the posts I'm getting saying that Bush killed innocent victims in New Orleans are imagination. Yeah he could have respoded faster, but for crying out loud there are still bodies floating in the waters.
And can you feel the LOVE tonight?
Idiotic neo-cons.
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