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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Brain"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
Original Performer:
The Scarecrow (Ray Bolger)
Parody Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
Parody Written by:
Pat Costa
The Lyrics
A song for the President to sing to himself should Karl Rove get the boot...
(Bush)
I used to wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
Now my butt I'm a scratchin'
With my thoughts n'more a hatchin'
"Cuz I no longer have a brain
Karl unraveled every riddle
Now all I do is piddle
In trouble or in pain
(Condi)
With the thoughts that he was thinkin'
You coulda been another Lincoln
When Karl Rove was your brain
(Bush)
Oh, I would tell you why
The country went to war
I'd laud a crony and kings I could ignore
But now my brain is really sore.
Now I'm just a ragamuffin
My head all full of nuttin'
My thoughts gone down the drain
I would dance and be real merry
I would even kiss a fairy
If Karl were still my brain
I used to wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
Now my butt I'm a scratchin'
With my thoughts n'more a hatchin'
"Cuz I no longer have a brain
Karl unraveled every riddle
Now all I do is piddle
In trouble or in pain
(Condi)
With the thoughts that he was thinkin'
You coulda been another Lincoln
When Karl Rove was your brain
(Bush)
Oh, I would tell you why
The country went to war
I'd laud a crony and kings I could ignore
But now my brain is really sore.
Now I'm just a ragamuffin
My head all full of nuttin'
My thoughts gone down the drain
I would dance and be real merry
I would even kiss a fairy
If Karl were still my brain
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hot one! I don't guess it will take long for the foamers, frothers, facists and looney's to start trashing this one. What I like about this one is that' there is something called humor in it along with the dissing.
This would be a great Saturday Night Live skit.
This was funny but I think it was rude to George Bush!!!
LOL
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