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Song Parodies -> "My Favorite Things (Teenage Boys version)"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
Original Performer:
The Sound of Music
Parody Song Title:
"My Favorite Things (Teenage Boys version)"
Parody Written by:
Brain_Dead
The Lyrics
Pardon the interludes of non-singing and the stage directions; i wrote this a long time ago in play format (with talking between the singing parts) and i was too lazy to modify it for just song format. all the characters are mine, etc... the boys are all in detention, btw....
BILLY: (glumly) I hate it. It’s not fair. Whose stupid idea was it that you should get detention on your first tardy?
JOE: (glumly) Or the first time you talked in class?
FREDDIE: (glumly) Or your first time sleeping through a lecture?
JIM: (in ripped jeans; glumly) Or your first dress code violation?
SAM: (glumly) Or your thirteenth cell phone offense?
(they all stare at him)
SAM: (defensively) Well, maybe it was only my tenth.
PHIL: And then to have the luck of being stuck in Lyons’ room with no lunch.
JIM: And no girls!
SAM: And no cell phone!
FREDDIE: (loudly) I have mine!
ALL: Shhh!
PHIL: Do you want him to hear you?
(big sighs)
FREDDIE: (rubbing his stomach) I’d kill for a PB and J right now.
JIM: (dreamily) A big fat burrito.
PHIL: Chicken enchilada.
SAM: Pizza.
FREDDIE: (longingly) Chocolate milk!
BILLY: Jamba juice!
JOE: Caramel macchiato!
JIM: Powerade!
PHIL: Coca-cola!
ALL: (SIGH!)
BILLY:
Choc’late chip cookies and Cheez-its and Cheetos…
SAM:
Hot dogs and French fries and spicy Doritos…
FREDDIE:
Pepsi and donuts and onion rings…
ALL:
These are a few of my favorite things!
JOE:
Girls in prom dresses with blue satin sashes…
JIM:
Cheerleaders smiling and batting their lashes.
PHIL:
Girls who’ll adore you and treat you like kings!
ALL:
These are a few of my favorite things!
BILLY:
When I’m tardy—
JIM:
Out of dress code—
FREDDIE:
When I’m feeling sad,
JOE:
I simply remember my favorite things,
ALL:
And then I don’t feel so bad!
JIM:
Wow. I can just see them. Tall, slender, tanned, lying on the beach…
PHIL:
Blondes…
JOE:
Brunettes.
SAM:
Redheads.
BILLY: (dreamily)
Susie…
FREDDIE:
Any kind of girls, as long as they’re girls.
SAM:
Go to movies with ‘em…
JIM:
Or to the beach.
JOE:
Or to dances.
PHIL:
Get her number and call her.
BILLY:
Or text-message her.
SAM:
You know what I wish? I wish I had my cell phone back!
FREDDIE:
I’ve got mine. But personally, I couldn’t live without my iPod.
BILLY:
I like my cell phone better.
JOE:
Well, I prefer my laptop!
SAM:
iPhones and Blackberries, Chocolates, and RAZRs…
BILLY:
Cam’ras!
JOE:
And laptops!
PHIL:
And mp3 players!
FREDDIE:
Slick iPod nanos with songs you can sing,
ALL:
These are a few of my favorite things!
In the RC, in detention,
When I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad!
JOE: (glumly) Or the first time you talked in class?
FREDDIE: (glumly) Or your first time sleeping through a lecture?
JIM: (in ripped jeans; glumly) Or your first dress code violation?
SAM: (glumly) Or your thirteenth cell phone offense?
(they all stare at him)
SAM: (defensively) Well, maybe it was only my tenth.
PHIL: And then to have the luck of being stuck in Lyons’ room with no lunch.
JIM: And no girls!
SAM: And no cell phone!
FREDDIE: (loudly) I have mine!
ALL: Shhh!
PHIL: Do you want him to hear you?
(big sighs)
FREDDIE: (rubbing his stomach) I’d kill for a PB and J right now.
JIM: (dreamily) A big fat burrito.
PHIL: Chicken enchilada.
SAM: Pizza.
FREDDIE: (longingly) Chocolate milk!
BILLY: Jamba juice!
JOE: Caramel macchiato!
JIM: Powerade!
PHIL: Coca-cola!
ALL: (SIGH!)
BILLY:
Choc’late chip cookies and Cheez-its and Cheetos…
SAM:
Hot dogs and French fries and spicy Doritos…
FREDDIE:
Pepsi and donuts and onion rings…
ALL:
These are a few of my favorite things!
JOE:
Girls in prom dresses with blue satin sashes…
JIM:
Cheerleaders smiling and batting their lashes.
PHIL:
Girls who’ll adore you and treat you like kings!
ALL:
These are a few of my favorite things!
BILLY:
When I’m tardy—
JIM:
Out of dress code—
FREDDIE:
When I’m feeling sad,
JOE:
I simply remember my favorite things,
ALL:
And then I don’t feel so bad!
JIM:
Wow. I can just see them. Tall, slender, tanned, lying on the beach…
PHIL:
Blondes…
JOE:
Brunettes.
SAM:
Redheads.
BILLY: (dreamily)
Susie…
FREDDIE:
Any kind of girls, as long as they’re girls.
SAM:
Go to movies with ‘em…
JIM:
Or to the beach.
JOE:
Or to dances.
PHIL:
Get her number and call her.
BILLY:
Or text-message her.
SAM:
You know what I wish? I wish I had my cell phone back!
FREDDIE:
I’ve got mine. But personally, I couldn’t live without my iPod.
BILLY:
I like my cell phone better.
JOE:
Well, I prefer my laptop!
SAM:
iPhones and Blackberries, Chocolates, and RAZRs…
BILLY:
Cam’ras!
JOE:
And laptops!
PHIL:
And mp3 players!
FREDDIE:
Slick iPod nanos with songs you can sing,
ALL:
These are a few of my favorite things!
In the RC, in detention,
When I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad!
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I don't know all of the original, but I still think you did a nice job. 445
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