-> "You Can't Hurry Votes"
Original Song Title:
"You Can't Hurry Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Hurry Votes"
Parody Written by:
Christina Labrador
The Lyrics
Bush imitating Gore:
You can't hurry votes
No you just have to wait
We know votes dont come easy
Its a game of give and take
You can't hurry votes
No you just have to wait
You gotta just give it time
NO MATTER how long it takes
Bush:
But how many chads will it take
Before we find a judge who'll throw the counts away
But now the only thing, that keeps them hanging chads
Is all the money
That my daddy has
But I remember Gore said:
You can't hurry votes
No you just have to wait
You gotta just give it time
No matter how long it takes
Now Count!
1 for Bush...
1 for Gore...
1 for Bush...
1 for Gore...
Bush:
No, vote votes dont come easy
But I keep on waiting, anticipating
For the Supremes
To give it to my side
It may have fuzzy math, hey
But its all right.
I keep waiting,
I keep on waiting
But it aint easy, easy
It ain't easy
Now wheres my drink?
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