Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Van Jones"

Original Song Title:

"Goodnight Irene"

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"Goodbye Van Jones"

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The Lyrics

Why is it that we at amiright knew (and wrote songs about) Green Czar Van Jones long before the media scrutinized his statements and views? Obama has demonstrated his support for mass transit...he's thrown Jones under the bus! ;D

Barack chose Van Jones for his Green Czar
Ignoring his checkered past
The media hid all his statements and views
The truth's come out at last

Van Jones - Goodbye
Van Jones - Goodbye
Your posturing hatemongering
Has put you on the shelf

Van Jones has avowed communism
He hates free markets a lot
His big solution? He said that pollution
Is all the white man's plot

Van Jones - Goodbye
Van Jones - Goodbye
Served not one year - you said it's smear
Blame no one but yourself

Van Jones doesn't know what's a green job
Can't create one - what the heck!
Instead of advising he's organizing
The boycott of Glenn Beck

Van Jones - Goodbye
Van Jones - Goodbye
They think you're good in Hollywood
And you are loved by ELF

Obama knew this about Van Jones
And still he gave him his chair
After this blunder it makes us all wonder
Who's planning his Health Care?

Van Jones - Goodbye
Van Jones - Goodbye
O's still with you - to you he's true
He'll buy you plates from Delf!

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ELF (Earth Liberation Front) is an organization which has committed arson, vandalism, and otherr acts of terror in the name of ecology. Perhaps like Gore they will win a Nobel Peace Prize. ;D

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Mark Scotti - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Get a lot of scars from these Czars!! Fivers..

Guy - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Got my wish to fall a czar,
Bama canned him in the jar.
When you wish to fall a czar,
His green turns blue.

See ya Van - Wouldn't wanna be ya Van - And please do write if you get work. Fine write here Ribber.

metaphorsbwithu - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Nicely done. I wonder what those who only watch leftist media thought when this happened? They ignored the story completely until he "resigned" Saturday at midnight. Watch out though. He ain't going nowhere. He just have up his title.

Andria - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

I don't like Van Jones for a number of reasons, including the fact that he is loved by ecoterrorism groups. I would have rather seen Al Gore as the "green czar", but we'll just have to settle for the ELF's object of veneration. 5s.

Christie Marie M - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

It's time for this "Jones" to be thrown in Davy's locker! I echo all comments above. To Van Jones, (singing): "Na, na, na, na, na, na, hey, hey-ey, goodbye!" 5's!

Fiddlegirl - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Yay OMR!!! Fine, fine skewering.

Van Jones - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Maybe I'll head up to southern Minnesota and land a job there at Green Giant. Hey a Van's gotta eat ya know. Losing this job really has me jonesin' - I've got the DDT's...

John Barry - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment

Nothing wrong with boycotting the certifiable Beck. Van is the Democrats' Michael Steele...though not nearly as stupid as Steele.

adagio - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Good job, Old Man Ribber, I'm scared that he'ss sneak in the back door, 'cuz he resigned, not was fired. And he speaks such HATE, that I really think Obama wants him around to say what he doesn't dare say, like whites poisonig Minorities. How and Why? 5's

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