Every since he was a young boy, he really loved to spaz,
no matter what you said, he would always get so mad,
at home he was intolerable, in school he's really bad,
that bad, blue, blond boy, sure really loves to spaz...

When you said something nice, he would scream and shout,
if you contradicted him, he would foam at mouth,
on a high thermometer, he would overstep a tad,
that bad, blue, blond boy, sure really loves to spaz¡K

He¡¦s a spazzing wizard, there¡¦s got to be a law,
so we can cool him down, and he can¡¦t spaz at all¡K
Why do you think he does it? Ah well,
I don¡¦t give a hell¡K

Hates all his siblings, really hates his aunt,
when his uncles come on over, he just pouts and rants,
yells even at his mother, even mistreats his dad,
that bad, blue, blond boy, sure really loves to spaz¡K

I thought I¡¦ve seen, some pretty bad things,
but that was before I finally met him¡K

Sudden burst of anger, is his favorite sport,
and when he¡¦s in class, he¡¦s a stupid dork,
really hates school, always would get mad,
that bad, blue, blond boy, sure really loves to spaz¡K