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Song Parodies -> "If We Only Have McCain"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Wizard of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"If We Only Have McCain"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
This time, I hope to be more (to coin a phrase) "fair and balanced." I hope there is something here to tweek everybody a little bit.
Oh, I'm tired of all the drama
With Hill-rey and Obama
It's melting down my brain!
We can skip all the fighting
All the squabbles and back-biting
'If we only have McCain
One's a "Monster" and a creature
The other has a preacher
Whose rants he can't explain
And the right wing is beggin'
For another Ronald Reagan
Still we only have McCain
For John is not the one
To bash faith, sex, or race!
When Ann Coulter tries to spit right in his face
McCain will put...her in her place!
'Though his style is somewhat lacking
He'll never have the backing
Of folks like Hanoi Jane.
For he does what he "oughter"
Though he's old as my grandfather
Yes, we only have McCain
With Hill-rey and Obama
It's melting down my brain!
We can skip all the fighting
All the squabbles and back-biting
'If we only have McCain
One's a "Monster" and a creature
The other has a preacher
Whose rants he can't explain
And the right wing is beggin'
For another Ronald Reagan
Still we only have McCain
For John is not the one
To bash faith, sex, or race!
When Ann Coulter tries to spit right in his face
McCain will put...her in her place!
'Though his style is somewhat lacking
He'll never have the backing
Of folks like Hanoi Jane.
For he does what he "oughter"
Though he's old as my grandfather
Yes, we only have McCain
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The fine whack at Hanoi Jane gets fives from me on this. Well done.
Go ahead and do the Ron Paul parody. By Republican standards, he's only slightly crazy. Here's all you need to know about McCain: In 1982, when he first ran for Congress, he was considered conservative enough for Arizona, but was much too conservative to be elected nationwide. In 2000, when he first ran for President, he was considered a moderate. In 2008, he's considered a liberal by his own party. And his views haven't changed a bit! He's still too conservative to be trusted with the Presidency.
Re McCain, all Michael said and more, bolded, italicized, underlined, and in screaming caps. Re the parody, which is after all, the point, bravo. 5s.
Sir Stan, . . .loved the ~Hanoi Jane~ line . . . that's a 70's classic! This moves nicely, Sir .
Yes, do one on the apauling fruitcake. This one is very good.
Good Idea Sir John - It could be called "If It Hadn't Been For Jane". If no one goes for this within the next week I may take a stab at her, er I mean it.
Is Dorothy running for Prez? The rest of the field are all certified loons...As for a Ron Paul parody- go for it! (Just one more crazy on the list).
Lolz. I used to be a McCain Supporter. Then, I became an Obama Supporter, then the # of deaths rose with him so I was anti-Obama, then I was an Obama supporter again after learning what Romney had planned. It's been a crazy bloody year, hasn't it? XD
A bit late in seeing this one - but I couldn't pass the "beggin/Reagan" "rhyme" without comment.. wonderful :-)
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