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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Brain"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Wizard Of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Brain"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i just wile away the hours
avengin' for the towers
intelligence, i feign
and your head, you'll be scratchin'
when you hear the schemes, i'm hatchin'
if i only had a brain
my function is a riddle
i never get to fiddle
i'm not part of the chain
dick and dad do the thinkin'
while i sit here, dumbly blinkin'
if i only had a brain
oh i can tell you why
my input is ignored
i've done stupid things
so many times before
now, they won't let me play no more
my IQ's next to nuffin'
but i must keep on bluffin'
to make you think i'm sane
in iraq, we will tarry
cause its war, that makes me merry
if i only had a brain
avengin' for the towers
intelligence, i feign
and your head, you'll be scratchin'
when you hear the schemes, i'm hatchin'
if i only had a brain
my function is a riddle
i never get to fiddle
i'm not part of the chain
dick and dad do the thinkin'
while i sit here, dumbly blinkin'
if i only had a brain
oh i can tell you why
my input is ignored
i've done stupid things
so many times before
now, they won't let me play no more
my IQ's next to nuffin'
but i must keep on bluffin'
to make you think i'm sane
in iraq, we will tarry
cause its war, that makes me merry
if i only had a brain
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I don't think I've ever read a political parody of yours, Al...but this is priceless. 555
Although I saw it coming with the title alone, you wrote it perfectly. 555
Gee, who is this one about??? LOL! 555
I think it's about someone who's tired, worn-out, exhausted, and just plain BUSHED from trying to think. 5s
Cute and funny, but surely you jest? "my IQ's next to nuffin'"
Simple is as simple does...555.
thanks kristof (yeah, i don't get into the politics thing much)... john, rick johnny adagio and agrimorfee
I agree with John here but funny all the same.
Really good Bushee Bashee..
555. He shoulda' stuck with the Rangers. He's a wee bit over his head now.
thanks red ant AFW and dee
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