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Song Parodies -> "Toothache"
Original Song Title:
"Jailbreak"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Thin Lizzy
Parody Song Title:
"Toothache"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
Oops, i have a toothache
you know there's gonna be trouble
Sell me the polishers that go
Going to some other town
Baby, have you washed inside me
the clothes of '63
I hope they're died old years ago
Tonight i'll have a toothache
Somewhere up my ass
Tonight there's no more Scrabble just like Stephen Hawking
well, he's a jolly old fucker
who wants to bash about time
Biting and the ulcers would go Die, die my darling tonight
but did I have a toothache years ago
I know it was a while ago
Lady Godiva's still in Legoland kickin' some ass up the rectum
Tonight I'll have a toothache
Somewhere in my brown
Tonight there's gonna be shitheads
messin' and wankin' about
Tonight I'll hold it in bedrooms
Next to Serge Pizzorno
but they're in the distance nowt Goin' to Baskerville
Ouch!
Did we see the blood flowing
13 toothaches in the 1990s
my last one was in '99 or '99 but not the flake itself
Holding all these shits inside
opening a joint of Rizla
no teeth in my glass
Tonight there was a toothache
Somewhere in my gum
Underneath all my newest duvets Ooh la la
But don't you see the reasons
Breaking things at last
Going all the wrong ways
Just like Old Man Ribber
you know there's gonna be trouble
Sell me the polishers that go
Going to some other town
Baby, have you washed inside me
the clothes of '63
I hope they're died old years ago
Tonight i'll have a toothache
Somewhere up my ass
Tonight there's no more Scrabble just like Stephen Hawking
well, he's a jolly old fucker
who wants to bash about time
Biting and the ulcers would go Die, die my darling tonight
but did I have a toothache years ago
I know it was a while ago
Lady Godiva's still in Legoland kickin' some ass up the rectum
Tonight I'll have a toothache
Somewhere in my brown
Tonight there's gonna be shitheads
messin' and wankin' about
Tonight I'll hold it in bedrooms
Next to Serge Pizzorno
but they're in the distance nowt Goin' to Baskerville
Ouch!
Did we see the blood flowing
13 toothaches in the 1990s
my last one was in '99 or '99 but not the flake itself
Holding all these shits inside
opening a joint of Rizla
no teeth in my glass
Tonight there was a toothache
Somewhere in my gum
Underneath all my newest duvets Ooh la la
But don't you see the reasons
Breaking things at last
Going all the wrong ways
Just like Old Man Ribber
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Terrible, and the OMR callout- not nice.
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