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Song Parodies -> "Stool Britannia!"
Original Song Title:
"Rule Britannia!"
Original Performer:
Thomas Augustine Arne
Parody Song Title:
"Stool Britannia!"
Parody Written by:
Poopie Longstocking
The Lyrics
When Britain first at Heav'n's command, arose from out the azure main
This was the charter of the land, and anal retentives sang and strained
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
The nations not so messed as thee, shall spin their turds in toilets' bowls;
While thou shalt nourish states with pee and bread with gravy from bum's hole.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
Still more majestic shalt thou dump, more dreadful bum-logs roar and stoke;
As thy proud arse that tears the skies, serves but to toot thy fartive smoke.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
Thee naughty thigh-vents ne'er shall tame, all their attempts to plug thy bung;
Will but arouse thy odourous flame, and work their woe, and fling thy dung.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
To thee belongs the ur'nal reign, thy shitties shall with ochre shine;
All thine shall be the plumbing stain, and every shore thy turd'll find.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
The Muses, stooled with peedom brown, shall to thy crappy coast repair;
Blast tile with matchless poopy brown, and manly farts to foul the air.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
This was the charter of the land, and anal retentives sang and strained
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
The nations not so messed as thee, shall spin their turds in toilets' bowls;
While thou shalt nourish states with pee and bread with gravy from bum's hole.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
Still more majestic shalt thou dump, more dreadful bum-logs roar and stoke;
As thy proud arse that tears the skies, serves but to toot thy fartive smoke.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
Thee naughty thigh-vents ne'er shall tame, all their attempts to plug thy bung;
Will but arouse thy odourous flame, and work their woe, and fling thy dung.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
To thee belongs the ur'nal reign, thy shitties shall with ochre shine;
All thine shall be the plumbing stain, and every shore thy turd'll find.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
The Muses, stooled with peedom brown, shall to thy crappy coast repair;
Blast tile with matchless poopy brown, and manly farts to foul the air.
"Stool, Britannia! Britannia, stool you crave; Britons ever shall deprave."
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You turned my paean to Britain into something completely different.
Very shiterary.
Many thank-yous from Madame Poopie! Her musical bowels have moved again ---- a fresh loaf is coming soon!
When I wrote "hell is other people," I particulary had people like you in mind, Mr. Potty Mouth.
I agree with Mr. PM. Paroides of this nature belong on WhatFreaks. I'm sure PPLS will have a great time over there.
WhatFreaks? Come on, it's not that full of crap. 444
Yes, it is
I agree with Dumb Ass Kid
Thanx, Mr Potty Mouth. it's about time someone did
Interesting Fact: Pippy Lopsnacking is giving loads of different authors 5s so that they give her 5s as well. Check out the 'Latest Comments' section for evidence galore. People, are we really going to keep letting this injustice occur?.. the time to act is now, my friends...
Guys... it looks like some of you care way too much about ratings.... If Poopie wants to leave 5's, that's great. If Poopie wants to leave 1's, same thing... I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm just happy when my stuff gets past the censors. Anyway, this was funny in an utterly disgusting way....
Yes, Poopie Longstocking. Go to WhatFreaks. We don't want to see any more of your parodies. Except I'm pretty sure that he/she/it died last year.
Now, what did I think of your parody? Well... *turns very unusual shade of green* hold on! *Runs to the bathroom and vomits* Okay, now I'm back. That's how I feel about your parodies.
Now, what did I think of your parody? Well... *turns very unusual shade of green* hold on! *Runs to the bathroom and vomits* Okay, now I'm back. That's how I feel about your parodies.
Good one, Pink Panther! That's exactly how I would feel too. Did you vote 1-1-1? I sure did!
Well, there are two triple-one votes showing up in the ballot box, so I'm guessing that both Pink Panther and A. Person voted 1-1-1. I DKTOS here, but I may just be inclined to vote that anyway because Poopie's parodies are so horrible. Since Poopie is dead, we can insult him/her/it/fannypack (wow, I'm catching on!) all we want.
Why is Green Day's American Idiot album cover on here? They have nothing to do with the OS.
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