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Song Parodies -> "The Good Communists' National Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"March of the Volunteers (The Chinese Anthem)"

Original Performer:

Tian Han

Parody Song Title:

"The Good Communists' National Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Carrie Lam

The Lyrics

This was the theme song of a propaganda movie. Then it became the national anthem. Then it was banned during the Cultural Revolution and its composer was imprisoned. Then it was reinstated with more communist-sounding lyrics. Then the original lyrics were reinstated.
Arise! Ye who hate freedom and justice!
By censoring citizens, let us build out Great Firewall.
When the people protest, the army will kill them.
Every man is called to action breaching human rights,
Arise, arise, arise!
Chairman Mao commands us,
Go and murder the landlords!
March on! March on!
Go and smash all the relics!
March on! March on! March on! On!
Don't sing this parody in China, Hong Kong, or Macau. It's illegal.

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