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Song Parodies -> "Tip Toe to the Outhouse"

Original Song Title:

"Tip Toe Through the Tulips"

Original Performer:

Tiny Tim

Parody Song Title:

"Tip Toe to the Outhouse"

Parody Written by:

Jack Cherrix

The Lyrics

My music hobby is performing old songs (mainly 30’s through 70’s). I write funny parodies for some of them. I change the song’s serious theme to something funny but retain original lyrics and rhyme as much as possible. This one got started by changing the song theme from "tip toe through the tulips" to "tip toe to the outhouse" .
Tiptoe to the outhouse
At the outhouse, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe to the outhouse with me

Tiptoe from your house
To the outhouse, where we’ll go wee wee
There’ll be just you, the outhouse and me

Knee deep, through snow banks we’ll stray
The outhouse, will keep the cold wind away

So if I kiss you in the outhouse
Will you pardon, a louse like me
Come tiptoe to the outhouse
Though it’s not our dream house
Please tiptoe to the outhouse with me

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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2Eagle - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
The short and to the point parodies are the funniest.
Peregrin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
5's if for nothing else than reminding me that something other than tulips could be handled in this song!

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