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Song Parodies -> "Tiptoe Past Ripe Berries"
Original Song Title:
"Tiptoe through the Tulips"
Original Performer:
Tiny Tim
Parody Song Title:
"Tiptoe Past Ripe Berries"
Parody Written by:
Giorgio Coniglio
The Lyrics
Come...........
Tip-toe round the messes 'neath the Johnsons' fruiting berry tree;
Please tiptoe past mulberries - my plea;
They stain concrete, and the floor-mats, and our carpets; walk responsibly!
Please tip-toe past mulberries - my plea.
Ripe fruit hot pavement does cook;
Bird-poo; Yuch! - Purple; just look! So slip your
Shoes off at the doorstep, when you're sneaking from your girlfriend's digs
Please tiptoe past the berries - my plea, ......... and
Tip-toe round the messes 'neath our neighbors' over-bearing tree;
Our front sidewalk's a jam factory;
Blue-stained granite and hall tile-slate, and our carpets; walk responsibly!
Please tip-toe past mulberries - my plea.
No diff if you're slow or quick;
They'll squish; in shoe-treads they'll stick. So slip your
Shoes off at the doorstep, when you're sneaking home well after two
Or the rug-cleaning bill will stick with you.
Tip-toe round the messes 'neath the Johnsons' fruiting berry tree;
Please tiptoe past mulberries - my plea;
They stain concrete, and the floor-mats, and our carpets; walk responsibly!
Please tip-toe past mulberries - my plea.
Ripe fruit hot pavement does cook;
Bird-poo; Yuch! - Purple; just look! So slip your
Shoes off at the doorstep, when you're sneaking from your girlfriend's digs
Please tiptoe past the berries - my plea, ......... and
Tip-toe round the messes 'neath our neighbors' over-bearing tree;
Our front sidewalk's a jam factory;
Blue-stained granite and hall tile-slate, and our carpets; walk responsibly!
Please tip-toe past mulberries - my plea.
No diff if you're slow or quick;
They'll squish; in shoe-treads they'll stick. So slip your
Shoes off at the doorstep, when you're sneaking home well after two
Or the rug-cleaning bill will stick with you.
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