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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Santa Using Dental Floss"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Tommie Connors

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Santa Using Dental Floss"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

I hope this was before he met up with Mommy under the mistletoe.
I saw Santa using dental floss
In the half-bath with the pull-chain light
He didn’t see me ’neath
Our giant Christmas wreath
He was too busy cleaning bits of cookie from his teeth

Then I saw Santa make the dental floss
Disappear in sparks of red and white
Oh, it might be more than myth
Had I got a selfie with
Santa using dental floss last night!

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Annie - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
lol good one!
John Lomain - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
nice parody
Chris Caillouet - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Annie and John!
Max Power - December 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Could be worse, I can imagine what he could have been doing in his private time. 555 flosses, even though it may damage the gums but still...

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