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Song Parodies -> "High Maintenance Bitch"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't She Sweet"
Original Performer:
Tommy Dorsey, Beatles, others
Parody Song Title:
"High Maintenance Bitch"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
( female POV )
I’m such a HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH.
I live my life at a fever pitch.
If I don’t get the attention I’m deserv-ing,
you’ll see my hissy fits.
I’m like a HIGH MAINTENANCE car.
If not well-tuned, I won’t take you too far.
But if you give me precision care and handl-ing,
I’ll make you look like a star.
Just cast some bucks in my direction.
I’m your good luck. I’m the exception.
I’m such a HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH.
You’d better scratch me when I itch.
To tell the truth, you love it I’m so demand-ing.
Now, ain’t- that- a bitch?
I live my life at a fever pitch.
If I don’t get the attention I’m deserv-ing,
you’ll see my hissy fits.
I’m like a HIGH MAINTENANCE car.
If not well-tuned, I won’t take you too far.
But if you give me precision care and handl-ing,
I’ll make you look like a star.
Just cast some bucks in my direction.
I’m your good luck. I’m the exception.
I’m such a HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH.
You’d better scratch me when I itch.
To tell the truth, you love it I’m so demand-ing.
Now, ain’t- that- a bitch?
High Maintenance Bitch Copyright © 2009 MickTerry.com
Loose parody of Ain’t She Sweet? (with a whole lot more syllables),
recorded by The Beatles, Tommy Dorsey, Harry James, Sammy Kaye,
Guy Lombardo, Frank Sinatra, Gene Vincent,
Lawrence Welk, among many others;
original words & music written by Jack Yellen & Milton Ager
Copyright © 1927.
Loose parody of Ain’t She Sweet? (with a whole lot more syllables),
recorded by The Beatles, Tommy Dorsey, Harry James, Sammy Kaye,
Guy Lombardo, Frank Sinatra, Gene Vincent,
Lawrence Welk, among many others;
original words & music written by Jack Yellen & Milton Ager
Copyright © 1927.
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OK, but just leaves me a tad flat.
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