You sound crazy, you should calm down, think
You sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think
You sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think
You sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think
You sound, you sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think
You sound crazy, you should calm down, think
You sound, you sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think
You sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think

Tryna tell ya, that you're set, buddy (tsk, tsk), you've just won a lot
Of money and good products (uh), oh, that's why you should stop
With the words you're sayin' so brashly
Guess the millionth caller's crazy, yells at me, yeah, oh, guess so (yeah, yeah)

I don't know why you would not put off (ah, ah)
The reason you're callin', please reconnect
Your brain stem (yeah, yeah), sounds rude as heck (yeah, yeah)
I'm tryna help, you twit (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Because you've managed to be the exact millionth
Dude who's somehow mad enough to call and not tweet us, that's sick
We wanna reward that shit (reward that shit, shit, shit)
Huge cash pile that we've stashed in (yeah, yeah) the vault just for this (ah)
So I need you to just shut up, doesn't matter (ah, ah, ah)
Whatever you had called for, that's behind (oh, no)
No need to get so crazy, say your fridge died (oh, no)
Can afford (oh, no) a new one with change (oh, no)
Enough to replace your whole damn house, that's right (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Just take the cash, say goodbye (ooh-ooh-ooh)

No more need to be upset, buddy, you can fix it all
With this huge pile of moolah (oh, no), oh, at least six feet tall
Why do you keep ragin' so badly
Guess the millionth caller's crazy, yells at me
Broken contract? Sounds legit, buddy (oh, no), and that would be wrong
Solution's been made for ya (oh, no), oh, so you can just stop
With the words you're sayin' (oh, no) so brashly
Guess the millionth caller's crazy, yells at me (no, no, no)

Should, should stop
Yeah, should, should go
You sound crazy, you should calm down, think (should, should go)
You sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think (oh, no)
You sound crazy, you should calm down, think (should, should stop)
You sound, you sound crazy, you should calm down, think (yeah, should, should stop)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, should, should stop