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Song Parodies -> "I Let a Fart in El Segundo"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennet

Parody Song Title:

"I Let a Fart in El Segundo"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I didn't find it fragrant in Big Stink, Eire -ay,
Fragrant fuzzies were verboten in Cologne, German -ay.
I can't possibly get by in Embarrass, Minnesota,
I'm going home to my city in South Bay. (In Californ - i - ay)

I let a fart in el Segundo -
If it did smell -
No one could tell -

It is a grove of oil wells -
With overwhealming smells -
So if you fart -
And foul the air -
No one will care.

There's fragrant air in El Segundo -
It's no faux pas -
To be windy.

I'm safe at home in you,
El Segundo.
The frijoles still wait for me.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
i've been in el segundo...i can vouch for its smelliness
John Barry - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I haven't bean there, but I'll take your word for it with 5s.
2Eagle - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
One more question that can't be answered is, "If a man farts in El Segundo does it smell?".
Yoidy - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
5 wet ones.
AFW - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This gas is worth 555 a gallon
Meriadoc - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
But would one fart in El Segundo power the City of Industry...? ;-)
2Eagle - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
If farts are methane...... Thanks Alvin,John, Yoidy, AFW and Meriadoc.
crazy8snake - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
So after cutting the cheese, did you smile or wave. 5 toots for this one

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