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Song Parodies -> "Hags And Bitches"
Original Song Title:
"Rags to Riches"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"Hags And Bitches"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Why do I sleep with hags and bitches?
I won't get drunk again I swear.
Way late at night she looks like Bambi,
Then I wake with a bear.
I do not know what is the matter,
I get drunk and I have a fling.
My clothes around the room they scatter,
It's no brass ring.
They seem to have charm out there on the dance floor,
It's just some pleasure I'm hoping for.
Trolly and hissy, I'm drunk and blind when I score.
Why must I always be so eager?
This stupid stuff I always do,
Why do I sleep with hags and bitches?
And then wake up with you.
---- musical interlude ----
Why do I sleep with hags and bitches?
I won't get drunk again I swear.
Way late at night she looks like Bambi,
Then I wake with a bear.
I won't get drunk again I swear.
Way late at night she looks like Bambi,
Then I wake with a bear.
I do not know what is the matter,
I get drunk and I have a fling.
My clothes around the room they scatter,
It's no brass ring.
They seem to have charm out there on the dance floor,
It's just some pleasure I'm hoping for.
Trolly and hissy, I'm drunk and blind when I score.
Why must I always be so eager?
This stupid stuff I always do,
Why do I sleep with hags and bitches?
And then wake up with you.
---- musical interlude ----
Why do I sleep with hags and bitches?
I won't get drunk again I swear.
Way late at night she looks like Bambi,
Then I wake with a bear.
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