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Song Parodies -> "Freddy the Crippled Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Freddy the Crippled Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Planet Daniel

The Lyrics

I bet you thought I would name all of the reindeer
But as you see thats not happening in here
But do you recall....
The most pitiful reindeer of all....

Freddy the Crippled Reindeer
Had some very twisted knees
And if you dont believe me
All the elves would agree
All of the other reindeer
wanted him to laugh and play
But whenever Fred would start walkin
Hed just fall right on his face.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Since Fred's useless in my sight,
He will be our meal tonight"

So all the reindeer ate him,
And they shouted out "Hooray!"
If Fred had any leftovers......
They could save some for the next day!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   3
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 5   1
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carol - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
good concept but work on the pacing. it's a little off in places.
MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I concur, but the ending was great...
Red Ant - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
The syllablic structure is 7-7-7-7 except the 3rd verse is 7-5-7-7. My vote is 4-5-4.

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