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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Buying A Round"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Buying A Round"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
A night out with the boys...
Oh! It's Santa's night out
Get drunk with guys
Away from workshop
Away from their wives
Santa Claus is buying a round!
Santa Claus is buying a round!!
Santa Claus is buying a round!!!
He checking out chicks
He's checking some twice
He's going to find out if they're naughty or nice
Santa Claus is checking them out
Santa Claus is buying them rounds
Santa Claus is sleeping around
They know that he's been drinking
They know cause their heads ache
Tooth Fairy, Great Pumpkin, and Cupid
One better drive good for Xmas Sake
(One better drive good for Xmas Sake)
Cause It's Santa's night out
He's going to get high
And I have no doubt
A hooker they'll buy
Santa Claus is checking her out
Santa Claus is buying her now
Santa Claus is fooling around
(Drunken hooker loving trumpet solo)
He hopes his wife is sleeping
He's doomed if she's awake
Uh-oh, she's waiting there, no good
He'd better think fast, but mind's a blank
(He'd better think fast, but mind's a blank)
He's getting cussed out
"You're coming in fried!!!
Yeah, I must shout!!!
I'll go tan your hide!!!"
Santa Claus won't go buy a round
Tooth Fairy is getting his now
Cupid's got his wife to calm down
Santa Claus is getting beat down
Mrs. Claus has started to frown
Santa Claus is sleeping on couch!!!
Get drunk with guys
Away from workshop
Away from their wives
Santa Claus is buying a round!
Santa Claus is buying a round!!
Santa Claus is buying a round!!!
He checking out chicks
He's checking some twice
He's going to find out if they're naughty or nice
Santa Claus is checking them out
Santa Claus is buying them rounds
Santa Claus is sleeping around
They know that he's been drinking
They know cause their heads ache
Tooth Fairy, Great Pumpkin, and Cupid
One better drive good for Xmas Sake
(One better drive good for Xmas Sake)
Cause It's Santa's night out
He's going to get high
And I have no doubt
A hooker they'll buy
Santa Claus is checking her out
Santa Claus is buying her now
Santa Claus is fooling around
(Drunken hooker loving trumpet solo)
He hopes his wife is sleeping
He's doomed if she's awake
Uh-oh, she's waiting there, no good
He'd better think fast, but mind's a blank
(He'd better think fast, but mind's a blank)
He's getting cussed out
"You're coming in fried!!!
Yeah, I must shout!!!
I'll go tan your hide!!!"
Santa Claus won't go buy a round
Tooth Fairy is getting his now
Cupid's got his wife to calm down
Santa Claus is getting beat down
Mrs. Claus has started to frown
Santa Claus is sleeping on couch!!!
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ho ho ho
555, twisted naughty take on the original.
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