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Song Parodies -> "All I Want For Xmas Is Some New Front Teats"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"All I Want For Xmas Is Some New Front Teats"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Every woman stops and pities me
My two front teats are tiny as can be
I know that there is a cure for this catastrophe
And my one wish on Christmas eve
Is to raise enough money
All I want for Christmas is some new front teats
Some big ass teats, D-cup new front teats
Gee, If I could only get those two front teats
Then I would get tips like Sue
Merry Lapdance!
It seems so wrong that men will pay
Busty Susie shakin' while they gawk her
Gosh, oh gee, I'd make the money
If I could get some knockers! (Ssssssssssss)
All I want for Christmas is some new front teats
Some big ass teats, D-cup new front teats
Gee, if I could only get some new front teats
Then I could give you..
Happy Ending!
My two front teats are tiny as can be
I know that there is a cure for this catastrophe
And my one wish on Christmas eve
Is to raise enough money
All I want for Christmas is some new front teats
Some big ass teats, D-cup new front teats
Gee, If I could only get those two front teats
Then I would get tips like Sue
Merry Lapdance!
It seems so wrong that men will pay
Busty Susie shakin' while they gawk her
Gosh, oh gee, I'd make the money
If I could get some knockers! (Ssssssssssss)
All I want for Christmas is some new front teats
Some big ass teats, D-cup new front teats
Gee, if I could only get some new front teats
Then I could give you..
Happy Ending!
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