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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Bombs Of New Years"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Bombs Of New Years"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Insurgents Explode 12 Car Bombs in Iraqthis was the headline on Yahoo home page news 7am New years day. sigh.
for the first bomb of new years, Iraquis gave to me
a mortar in a small tree
for the 2nd bomb of new years, Iraquis gave to me,
two ammo dumps and a
mortar in a small tree
for the third bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
three suicides, two ammo dumps
and a mortar in a small tree
for the fourth bomb of new year iraquis gave to me
four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps
and a mortar in a small tree
for the fifth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the sixth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the seventh bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
seven warnings coming, , new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the eigth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, , new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the ninth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, , new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the tenth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me,
ten days of strafing, 9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the 11th bomb of new years, Iraquis gave to me
dynamite in piping, ten days of strafing, 9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the 12th bomb of new years, Iraquis gave to me
12 hummer bombings, ten days of strafing, 9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
a mortar in a small tree
for the 2nd bomb of new years, Iraquis gave to me,
two ammo dumps and a
mortar in a small tree
for the third bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
three suicides, two ammo dumps
and a mortar in a small tree
for the fourth bomb of new year iraquis gave to me
four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps
and a mortar in a small tree
for the fifth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the sixth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the seventh bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
seven warnings coming, , new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the eigth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, , new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the ninth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me
9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, , new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the tenth bomb of new years Iraquis gave to me,
ten days of strafing, 9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the 11th bomb of new years, Iraquis gave to me
dynamite in piping, ten days of strafing, 9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
for the 12th bomb of new years, Iraquis gave to me
12 hummer bombings, ten days of strafing, 9 bouncing bettys, eight ways of bleeding, seven warnings coming, new mines they're laying, five satchel bags, four smallish booms, three suicides, two ammo dumps and a mortar in a small tree
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Good pacing. Mathces well with the original. Great job!
You are awesome malkybear..contact me at lulubud1998@yahoo.ca
that is so Neil Higgins in rathfarnem, iran
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