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Song Parodies -> "12 Foods of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"12 Foods of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

Song was taught by the end of the movie "Houseguest" with Sinbad and Phil Hartman in it. I've made up these additional lines.
On the first food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the second food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the third food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the fourth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the fifth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the sixth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the seventh food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the eighth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the ninth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the tenth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the eleventh food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven curly fries
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

On the twelfth food of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve popcorn shrimp
Eleven curly fries
Ten pizza pockets
Nine chicken strips
Eight fresh bananas
Seven juicy apples
Six frozen carrots
FIVE ONION RINGS
Four dill pickles
Three chocolate shakes
Two apple pies
And a one big fatty cheeseburger

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kevin beebe - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
it was good.how many different 12 days of christmas songs are there?
Curious - February 14, 2018 - Report this comment
I heard the last five lines of this parody in a movie. Did they get it from you or did you get it from them?

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