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Song Parodies -> "This Old Man 2.0"
Original Song Title:
"This Old Man"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"This Old Man 2.0"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack with my son,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack with my boo,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played three,
And he played on MTV,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack with Al Gore,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack with my wife,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played six,
He played with the Dixie Chicks,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played seven,
He says I can get to Heaven
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack with Bill Gates,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack with my spine,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played ten,
Now he wants to teach me Zen,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
He played knick-knack with my son,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack with my boo,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played three,
And he played on MTV,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack with Al Gore,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played five,
He played knick-knack with my wife,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played six,
He played with the Dixie Chicks,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played seven,
He says I can get to Heaven
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played eight,
He played knick-knack with Bill Gates,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played nine,
He played knick-knack with my spine,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
This old man, he played ten,
Now he wants to teach me Zen,
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone,
This old man won't make it home.
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I'm not going to vote on this because you can do better. It wasn't funny at tall. It totally lacked your usual creativity, and probably is a thinly veiled threat. Come on man, and do something better with you brain.
No threat intended here, only satire.--MM
444. I guess there were some funny parts in it, but then again, not the funniest parody ever.
This old man died of leprosy.
The old man came rolling home too fat to walk so he rolls instead
He has Covid 19 he cant roll home no more confined to a Hospital Room
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