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Song Parodies -> "Theres A Lighter In My Shoe"
Original Song Title:
"Theres A Hole In My Bucker"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Theres A Lighter In My Shoe"
Parody Written by:
Fitu Petaia
The Lyrics
There's a Lighter In My Shoe, dear Michael, dear Michael
There's a Lighter In My Shoe, dear Michael, dear Michael
Why won't you put water in it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Why won't you put water in it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Now its on my keys, dear Michael, dear Michael
Now its on my keys, dear Michael, dear Michael
Why won't you cover it dear Georgie dear Georgie
Why won't you cover it dear George dear Georgie
Now its on my door knob dear Michael, dear Michael
Now its on my door knob dear Michael, dear Michael
Why won't you close it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Why won't you close it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Now its in my wife's purse, dear Michael, dear Michael
Now its in my wife's purse, dear Michael, dear Michael
She's Gonna Kill you, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
She's Gonna Kill you, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Its on my dad's Laptop dear Michael, dear Michael
Its on my dad's Laptop dear Michael, dear Michael
Your dead meat, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Your dead meat, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Now its on my iPod dear Michael Dear Michael
Now its on my iPod dear Michael Dear Michael
Im gonna kill you dear Georgie dear Georgie
Im gonna kill you dear Georgie dear Georgie
There's a Lighter In My Shoe, dear Michael, dear Michael
Why won't you put water in it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Why won't you put water in it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Now its on my keys, dear Michael, dear Michael
Now its on my keys, dear Michael, dear Michael
Why won't you cover it dear Georgie dear Georgie
Why won't you cover it dear George dear Georgie
Now its on my door knob dear Michael, dear Michael
Now its on my door knob dear Michael, dear Michael
Why won't you close it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Why won't you close it, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Now its in my wife's purse, dear Michael, dear Michael
Now its in my wife's purse, dear Michael, dear Michael
She's Gonna Kill you, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
She's Gonna Kill you, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Its on my dad's Laptop dear Michael, dear Michael
Its on my dad's Laptop dear Michael, dear Michael
Your dead meat, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Your dead meat, dear Georgie, dear Georgie
Now its on my iPod dear Michael Dear Michael
Now its on my iPod dear Michael Dear Michael
Im gonna kill you dear Georgie dear Georgie
Im gonna kill you dear Georgie dear Georgie
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Fitu, I know you've had constructive criticism in the past; but now I think it's time for tough love. I can't for the life of me work out why you keep submitting parodies nobody reads. I don't know why you can't (or won't) get the pacing of the song even a bit right, despite advice and tips from others. I don't know why most of your parodies don't make a lick of sense. I have two questions for you: 1) How old are you? I'm guessing quite young... 2) Is English a new language for you? 3) How much time do you spend writing a parody? If it's not much time, then I suggest you ought to knuckle down or quit. If it's already a lot of time, then it's time you're wasting. I'm sorry to sound so harsh, Fitu- but I honestly think you're on a road to nowhere here, and it can't be much fun having your work ignored (at best) or ripped apart mercilessly.
I won't write anymore parodies
Good.
And the original title is supposed to be "Theres a hole in my BUCKET" you PRAT!
The criticism here goes well beyond anything that could be considered constructive. To whoever left the Rancid Codfish comment: You're a prick.
Let the guy write. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Let the guy write. If you don't like it, don't read it.
I'd say it takes one to know one.
And in AIPORC's defense, Fitu writes really crappy paroides. Not a single one of them is decent.
And in AIPORC's defense, Fitu writes really crappy paroides. Not a single one of them is decent.
i bet 10 2 1 the house ends up getting burned down to the ground
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