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Song Parodies -> "One Way To NOT Sing The ABCs"
Original Song Title:
"The ABC Song"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"One Way To NOT Sing The ABCs"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
This is the drunk driver version of the ABC song.
Officer: "Sir, could you recite the alphabet for me?"
Motorist: "Sure, occifer!" [hic!]
B.A.C's,
A BFD?,*
Hold I Just,
Kan't, Let Me Need-O Pee,
cute aRe, Sluts,
goT VD
Where is my, X, wife, You'll Zee
[Officer playing along]:
Now I know your BAC
Won't you come to jail with me!
[Now serious]:
You have the right.....
[Motorist]:
Yesterday, all my troubles...
Motorist: "Sure, occifer!" [hic!]
B.A.C's,
A BFD?,*
Hold I Just,
Kan't, Let Me Need-O Pee,
cute aRe, Sluts,
goT VD
Where is my, X, wife, You'll Zee
[Officer playing along]:
Now I know your BAC
Won't you come to jail with me!
[Now serious]:
You have the right.....
[Motorist]:
Yesterday, all my troubles...
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher.
BAC= Blood Alcohol Content. BFD= Big F***ing Deal
Don't drive drunk!
BAC= Blood Alcohol Content. BFD= Big F***ing Deal
Don't drive drunk!
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Haha, that was some funny stuff, Ant. 5's.
(Don't) Hit the road Jack! ;-)
Very clever... (SOTM, yeah, GD / There's some love from TJC!)
Great job Red Ant! Its nice to see parodies of the ABC Song that you can actually sing along to! Im just wondering if you saw my ABC Parody titled "The Tale of Blake's Cooking Skills". I know Kristof Robertson did one called "The Tale Of Abe's Incarnation". I was thinking of using the Abe name in mine but thought that my be plagrism, so I decided to use the Blake name instead. I also liked the non-sung parts in the parody as well, especially the ending. 555 for you.
Dish Wash *hiccup* Great!!! I expect that check in the mail, for the tell of my life!
Very clever! :-)
Blowing a .555 for this! Way funny.
very very clever Jack (to one-up Merry!) - 555
Thanks JP, Peter, TJC, Jason, Matthias, Merry, PMS and Stu.
TJC: I'll try to get something else together for SOTM, but thanks all the same.
Jason: I don't think so; I'll check it out in a bit.
TJC: I'll try to get something else together for SOTM, but thanks all the same.
Jason: I don't think so; I'll check it out in a bit.
That was cute and funny, Jack!
ya did a lot with a little
You solved the ABC Song Dilemma! 555
Thanks Pat, Alvin and Agrimorfee.
LOL...I have a friend who actually DID 'sing' his abc's to a cop. Didn't help him, either....and he's got a pretty decent voice. 555
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