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Song Parodies -> "Silent Fart"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Silent Fart"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
Presented with apologies, but sometimes when inspiration strikes, it's...well...stinky.
Silent fart, deadly fart
Launched with stealth, a work of art
Tears will well up and drop from your eyes
It's an aroma that can't be disguised
Try to breathe through your mouth
Try to breathe through your mouth
Silent fart, deadly fart
Odor that can stop your heart
Straight from someone's anonymous rear
People cry out "hey, what died in here"
No one claims it as theirs
No one claims it as theirs
Silent fart, deadly fart
Quickly makes a crowd depart
Coughing and gagging they all run away
'Cept for the person who put it in play
It's not so bad when it's yours
It's not so bad when it's yours
Launched with stealth, a work of art
Tears will well up and drop from your eyes
It's an aroma that can't be disguised
Try to breathe through your mouth
Try to breathe through your mouth
Silent fart, deadly fart
Odor that can stop your heart
Straight from someone's anonymous rear
People cry out "hey, what died in here"
No one claims it as theirs
No one claims it as theirs
Silent fart, deadly fart
Quickly makes a crowd depart
Coughing and gagging they all run away
'Cept for the person who put it in play
It's not so bad when it's yours
It's not so bad when it's yours
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Smells like something I woulda done 10 years ago, but better, 555!
Great! 555
screamingly sacriligious...i love it....a gasser !
A strong parody. Loved the "put it in play" line.
I smell the spirit of Christmas in the air! 555
It's the art of the fart! 555
You've ruined a nice song. Now please excuse me while I go puke in the toliet.
What a gas!
(Laughs so hard the chair broke)
Thanks all.
i liked it sounds like something i have done in the past
mint i laughed my socks off
That has got to be the BEST parady of a song I have ever seen!
Okay, this is awesome
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