Frosty, the Dope Man
Was a very troubled soul
With his big hash-pipe and his coked-up nose
And two marijuana blows.

Frosty, the Dope Man
Was an old wives' tale they say
He was made to scare
But kids were aware
Of this dealin' man for pay.

There must have been some mojo
In the snow-white toot he sold
For when he snort some up his nose
His juices started to flow.

Frosty the Dope Man
Was a creep as he could be
And the children say
Frosty go away
Watch yourself on the TV.

Frosty the Dope Man
Knew the cops would find his stash
So he said, "Let's run,
And get me a gun
And bring me a lot of cash."

Down to Manhattan
Where the police saw him there.
So they start to chase
Frosty to a place
Where the gays all stripped him bare.

He then escaped from this bad mess
With help from cooking grease
The end of the line, he ran out of time
When the cops all hollered "Freeze!"

Frosty the Dope Man
Got a lot of years of time
And they sent him to jail
He said, "The System will fail,
And I'll be out again real fine."

Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Frosty dealt some dope
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Don't pick up the soap.