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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days of Iraq"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Iraq"
Parody Written by:
Mark Schreiber
The Lyrics
A similar version of this parody was widely circulated during the Vietnam war. It has been updated to reflect current events.
On my first day in Iraq the corporal ordered me, "Go find some WMDs."
On my second day in Iraq the sergeant ordered me, "Bring Saddam to justice and go find some WMDs."
On my third day in Iraq, the lieutenant ordered me, "Track down al Qaeda, bring Saddam to justice and go find some WMDs."
On my fourth day in Iraq, the captain ordered me, "Torture that suspect, track down al Qaeda, bring Saddam to justice and go find some WMDs."
On my fifth day in Iraq, the colonel ordered me, "Level that mosque."
On my sixth day in Iraq, the General ordered me, "Uproot those date trees."
On my seventh day in Iraq, Ann Coulter ordered me, "Flatten Fallujah."
On my eight day in Iraq, Don Rumsfeld ordered me, "Napalm those towel heads."
On my ninth day in Iraq, Bill O'Reilly ordered me, "Slug Cindy Sheehan."
On my 10th day in Iraq, Condi Rice ordered me, "Remember 9/11."
On my l1th day in Iraq Dick Cheney ordered me, "Attack Iran."
On my 12th day in Iraq, Decider ordered me "Don't forget Poland."
On my second day in Iraq the sergeant ordered me, "Bring Saddam to justice and go find some WMDs."
On my third day in Iraq, the lieutenant ordered me, "Track down al Qaeda, bring Saddam to justice and go find some WMDs."
On my fourth day in Iraq, the captain ordered me, "Torture that suspect, track down al Qaeda, bring Saddam to justice and go find some WMDs."
On my fifth day in Iraq, the colonel ordered me, "Level that mosque."
On my sixth day in Iraq, the General ordered me, "Uproot those date trees."
On my seventh day in Iraq, Ann Coulter ordered me, "Flatten Fallujah."
On my eight day in Iraq, Don Rumsfeld ordered me, "Napalm those towel heads."
On my ninth day in Iraq, Bill O'Reilly ordered me, "Slug Cindy Sheehan."
On my 10th day in Iraq, Condi Rice ordered me, "Remember 9/11."
On my l1th day in Iraq Dick Cheney ordered me, "Attack Iran."
On my 12th day in Iraq, Decider ordered me "Don't forget Poland."
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So wheres the rest of it?
I for one am Glad he didn't type out the entire 12 days the way the song is sang. . .it would have been a very long read, not bad though all in all.
It would be great if you used recordings of actual quotes by the folks mentioned. (may be hard to find one of Cheney saying "Attack Iran" but I'm sure there's one out there somewhere)
I am positive I once heard a song that was the 12 Days of Vietnam and part of it was "On the first day of Vietnam, my CO gave to me...."
Does anyone else know to what I am referring?
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