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Song Parodies -> "Sparse the Hair on Britney's Thing!"

Original Song Title:

"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Sparse the Hair on Britney's Thing!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Spaff.com, who I know continues to do extensive research in this area.
Sparse the hair on Britney's thing!
Sporty pubes on Newborn Spring!

Piece of fur, her birth-seam's wild!
God, that singer's sex has style!

Boys of all free nations, rise!
Horndogs, dry-hump o'er her thighs!

Spears! Angelic ho's profane!
Christ! This porn on Net's a gem!

Sparse the hair on Britney's thing!
Whorey views of Newborn Spring!
©Bob Gomez 2006
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Jack Wilson - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DAMN the updates are up early! Anyways, great job here 555!
Chris Pollman - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious! 555
Matthias - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This Sparse, Spears, Farce Was Great!!!
John Barry - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
It's beginning to look a lot like Brit's nest, severed hair although. Hmm? I might continue. Great job.
Bob Gomez - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Ho, Ho, Ho! Hairy Brit's Nest!
Red Ant - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work with a short song, Bob! Lol on JB's and your comments as well. I saw the pictures as well; apparently the Bald Eagle is not an endangered species...
Yoidy - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Lotta filthy images from just a few couplets. Nice!!! 555
carol - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
ROTF!!! 5's
PMS - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad to see your Chrismas Spear-it!

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