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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Little Card of Mastercharge"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Little Card of Mastercharge"

Parody Written by:

R.M. Robertson

The Lyrics

It's the Christmas shopping season, and it sure helps the ol' bank account if you have yourself some plastic...
Oh, little card of mastercharge,
You bring me christmas fear!
i use you to buy the gifts,
and pay big bills all year.

I take you to the mall,
credit pays for all.
but, stupid debt,
will get me yet,
i never learn at all!

Oh, little card of master charge,
how do i fix this mess?
I over drew my bank account,
I now owe, i guess.

My kids are gonna love me,
my wife, she will adore!
Here comes the bill,
i'm feeling ill,
you'll find me on the floor!
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Michael Pacholek - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
MasterCHARGE? How do you pay that, with your BankAmericard? And I thought I was old! Good parody, though.
Yoidy - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very apropos for the holidays.
Kristof Robertson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
short but pretty sweet. 455

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