The first thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Writing those Christmas cards
The second thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Having to buy some presents
And writing those Christmas cards.

The third thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Those noisy crackers
Having to buy some presents
And writing those Christmas cards.

The fourth thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Having cousins over
Those noisy crackers
Having to buy some presents
And writing those Christmas cards.

The fifth thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Those darn fruitcakes
Having cousins over
Those noisy crackers
Having to buy presents,
And writing those Christmas cards.

The sixth thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
All those lousy carolers.
Those darn fruitcakes
Having cousins over
Those noisy crackers
Having to buy presents
And writing those Christmas cards.

The Seventh thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Stupid Santa stories
All those lousy carolers (Oh, you stupid kids.SHUT UP!)
Those darn fruitcakes (Ick, I'm not going to eat that!)
Having cousins over (Oh no not Cousin Mel, he"s a menace),
Those noisy crackers (Oh god, that sound, it's so horrible)
Having to buy presents (Now what was it that my bro wanted again? Was it the bike or the dvd player? DAMMIT, I forgot!)
And writing those Christmas cards (Why do I have to write cards? I don't even know those people!)

The eighth thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Those sucky tv specials
Stupid santa stories (Milk and cookies my ass).
Those lousy carolers (GO AWAY, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO SING!)
Those darn fruitcakes (Who eats these things anyway? NOT ME THAT'S FOR SURE!)
Having cousins over (Oh no, Mel don't break the vase, it's expensive).
Those noisy crackers (We're so not going to have them this year!)
Having to buy presents (What? 59.99 for a Mega Console? WHAT KIND OF SHOP IS THIS?)
And writing those Christmas cards (Oh god, oh god, my hand has cramp, I can't write these anymore!)

The ninth thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Those long lines at malls
Sucky tv specials (Spongebob saves Christmas yet again? When are they gonna show something original?)
Stupid Santa stories (I don't even believe in the guy so shut up about him already!)
Those lousy carolers (Oi, don't make me get the dog out here!).
Those darn fruitcakes (These fruitcakes are iffy)
Having cousins over (Oh god Mel why did you have to break that vase? Mum is going to ground you for a week if she finds out!)
Those noisy crackers ( What? They went off again? AH CRAP!)
Having to buy presents (This Robo-Sapien you gave me is defective! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!)
And writing those Christmas cards (Darn it my pencil broke!)

The tenth thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Having to make dinner,
Those long lines at malls (Could this line move any slower? COME ON!),
Sucky TV specials (Oh god, not the Rugrats Christmas Special, I've seen it about 50,000 times already!)
Stupid Santa stories (I don't care who this Santa guy is. I HATE HIM!)
Those lousy carolers (Oh god, more carolers? Barbara, where's my shotgun?)
Those darn fruitcakes (Fruitcakes again? BORRRRRRRRING!)
Having cousins over (Great, Cousin Marco just broke the lamp!)
Those noisy crackers (I've got to get rid of those crackers somehow!)
Having to buy presents (WHAT? Out of stock? I have to wait till next week to get one? But my daughter desperately wants a Wooper Doll now!)
And writing those Christmas (Oh geeze, I'm getting tired of writing these cards!)
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The eleventh thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Those lousy traffic jams
Having to make dinner (WHAT? I don't know how to make a Christmas turkey! I can't understand this stupid recipe!)
Those long lines at malls (Hurry up dammit, I want to get in that shop!)
Sucky tv specials (Oh great, more tv specials, now I'll be bored to death!)
Stupid Santa stories (He's just a fat guy in a costume, he's a phony, get it through that empty head of yours!)
Those lousy carolers (STOP SINGING, YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!)
Those darn fruitcakes (Again with the fruitcakes? Can't we get something that's actually good?)
Having cousins over (I hate you Cousin Marco, you too Cousin Mel.you two are the worst cousins ever!)
Those noisy crackers (Throw these damm things away they're a nuisense!)
Having to buy presents (WHAT? Battle Critters have been recalled? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!)
And writing those Christmas cards (Why the hell do I have to write cards for a bunch of people I don't know? CAN'T THEY JUST WRITE THEIR OWN CARDS?)

The twelfth thing at Christmas
That just annoys me is
Those dumb charities (For the last time, I DON'T WANT TO DONATE ANYTHING TO YOUR STUPID ORGANISATION!)
Those lousy traffic jams (MOVE YOUR DARN CAR YOU BUM!)
Having to make dinner (Oh great! The chicken is overcooked! How am I supposed to make dinner now?)
Those long lines at malls (COME ON DAMMIT! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 3 HOURS AND THIS LINE HASN'T MOVED YET!)
Sucky TV specials (THAT'S IT! I'M TURNING THAT TV OFF RIGHT NOW!)
Stupid Santa stories (Who's going to believe those stupid stories, huh? NOBODY THAT'S WHO!)
Those lousy carolers (Haven't I told you to get lost already? NOW SCRAM!)
Those darn fruitcakes (FRUITCAKES SUCK! THERE IS NO WAY I'M GOING TO EAT A FRUITCAKE AGAIN!)
Having cousins over (Cousin Marco, Cousin Mel.you're both going to be grounded for a whole week when mum finds out what you've done. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!)
Those noisy crackers (Help me get rid of these before they cause someone to go death, come on.someone please help!)
Having to buy presents (YOU CHEAPSKATES! YOU CHANGED THE PRICE ON BEANIE BABIES AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY BIG!)
And writing those Christmas cards (Ugh.THAT IS IT! I'VE HAD IT! I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE THESE CARDS ANYMORE! I QUIT!)