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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Ain't Coming To Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Ain't Coming To Town"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Santa has been trying for years to stay on a diet... a diet of Christmas goodies!!
He cannot get out
His butt is too wide
He's more than just stout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
He's been filling up
On Christmassy sweets
Frosted Ho-ho's and
Marshmallow treats
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
He knows that he's a fatty
He knows he packs the food
But saying no to Mrs. Claus
That would just be Grinch-Scrooge rude
So...
Don't bother to wait
Don't set up a tree
Don't leave him a plate
Cause he can't get free
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
With sweet candy corn
And licorice boots
His diet's forlorn
No veggie's or fruit
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
If Christmas is late
Don't blame all the elves
It's just Santa's weight
From stuffing himself
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
He's been hiding treats
Inside of his mouth
Come sun or come sleet
He's not headed south
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
His butt is too wide
He's more than just stout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
He's been filling up
On Christmassy sweets
Frosted Ho-ho's and
Marshmallow treats
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
He knows that he's a fatty
He knows he packs the food
But saying no to Mrs. Claus
That would just be Grinch-Scrooge rude
So...
Don't bother to wait
Don't set up a tree
Don't leave him a plate
Cause he can't get free
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
With sweet candy corn
And licorice boots
His diet's forlorn
No veggie's or fruit
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
If Christmas is late
Don't blame all the elves
It's just Santa's weight
From stuffing himself
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
He's been hiding treats
Inside of his mouth
Come sun or come sleet
He's not headed south
Santa Claus ain't coming to town
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What a yummy parody! 555
oh well, all i was gettin' was coal anyway
The Parody Without a Santa Claus LOL 555!
Saint Thick.
Well darn. The one and only year that I make it on the nice list he decides to get fat! Thanks, you "jolly old elf." Grrrrrrrrr.... ;)
sweet
. . . licking Santa's licorice boots . . . sounds interesting !
Santa Claus is Watching You by Ray Stevens
HE 'S MAKING HIS LIST CHECKING IT TWICE,SEE WILL GET ARRESTED BY ICE,DONALD TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN
Santa Clause comes with his fully loaded Runabout with Elves and Reindeer to the outer reaches of the Galaxy
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